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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hello.
You: 'ello
Stranger: ~.
You: ...
Stranger: how old are u
You: 18 1/2
Stranger: haha ..i'm 19
Stranger: where are u from
You: l.a. you?
Stranger: south korea.
Stranger: are u girl or boy?
You: both
You: you?
Stranger: .....
Stranger: oh no!.
Stranger: me too
Stranger: hahahha
You: haha
Stranger: do u speak korean
You: no, I only speak english
Stranger: ah...
Stranger: um... u boy!!?
Stranger: girl?
You: no, both I said already
Stranger: um..........
You: you know those freak people
You: I live in a circus actually
Stranger: monster?????
You: Yes, but only cuter
Stranger: i don't no you talk
Stranger: .......
Stranger: do u live with moster?
You: Yeah I live with master he beats me everyday.
You: I just escaped his house
Stranger: i You've got to believe
Stranger: hum...
Stranger: monster name?
You: bikini kill
You: weird name I know
Stranger: wow hahaha
Stranger: cute!
Stranger: hahaha...
You: I hate people are you people?
Stranger: no.
You: Good, because people suck.
Stranger: i'm u Comrade
Stranger: um,
You: I am me
You: You speak gwar?
Stranger: people don't know peace
Stranger: um....
Stranger: yes! speak gwar
You: Peace?? Don't you mean plur?
You: Gwar, gwar, gwaaarrw.
Stranger: gar! gwar! gomgom! wow
You: Wow that was dirty
You: I feel offended by your rude language
Stranger: sorrt
Stranger: sorry.
You: it's okay, I would never expect anything from me
Stranger: .............
Stranger: u really monster
Stranger: ?
You: Yes, I said that. I drop in your dreams and butcher your unicorns and teddy bears
You: You no monster?
Stranger: yes.
You: Good...
Stranger: sorry i'm People
You: It's ok, just don't be mad when I destroy dreams
Stranger: yesyes ㅡㅡ
You: So you like guys or girls? This will really bond our friendship
Stranger: i'm girlㅡㅡ,
Stranger: ㅡ_ㅡ
You: I see, that's ok humans are inferior
You: anyways
You: Do you like machine guns?
Stranger: um i do't see guns
You: No, what kind of country doesn't have guns? You no fear?
Stranger: Is normal people dosen't have gun.
You: Ok...
Stranger: but
Stranger: i don't like gun.
You: I see not even your boyfriend's? Or you like girls?
Stranger: no.. i haven't.
You: You haven't seen one?
Stranger: i'm not faggot
Stranger: um..
You: Christian?
You: Jewish?
Stranger: ..........
Stranger: i'm student.
You: Oh I see, you still haven't figured it out yet. It will come someday
Stranger: so i don't have boyfriend.
Stranger: ...............
You: Well I have to go, have a nice day human
You have disconnected.
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