amerikkkandog: "hey guys, so I was on thai-trannie.com last night, and there was this smoking hot lady-boy in a gas mask that was getting it on with a goldfish. (s)he had found a way to insert the little fish inside her pee-hole using nothing more than a needle and some thread. needless to say, I came buckets."
Dr. Eugene Felickson: "so, I was doing my old "fish up the dick" act for this other website that I post on, and I swear to god that I could hear heavy breathing coming through the fucking speakers! so, I turned up the volume, put my feet up on the desk and grabbed another fish."
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