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Stranger: yo
You: schmo!
Stranger: haha
Stranger: everytime i say yo
Stranger: people disconnect
Stranger: because they assume im not a girl
Stranger: and their pervy dreams shatter before them
You: well yo is better than ASL, ALSO, people disconnected when i did the highly witty "lsa?"
Stranger: hahaha
You: i was disappointed
Stranger: *high fives the wittyness*
You: o/
You: where come thee from?
Stranger: you may guess
You: i love the randomness of this
Stranger: and if you guess correctly
Stranger: i shall give you a cookie
Stranger: lol same
You: WELL. you come from a country where english is a first language, yes?
Stranger: correctemundo
You: hmm.
Stranger: so far so good
You: you come from...
You: (tosses coin)
Stranger: lol
You: north america?
Stranger: correct again
Stranger: ZOMG U GENIUS
Stranger: okay now just the state
You: *wins millions of dollars*
Stranger: and a cookie
You: i care not for the dollars, i care only for the cookies
Stranger: that's the spirit, son
You: ok...
You: RIGHT
You: this is tough
Stranger: yep
Stranger: very tough i must admit
You: your LANGUAGE, reminds me of... shall we say, british english
You: so I
You: am going to say
Stranger: really?
Stranger: lmfao
Stranger: that's a first
Stranger: that has me in stitches actually
Stranger: lmao...cheerio
You: well you could be texas, but.. fucked if i know
You: WHAT
You: dont leave
Stranger: no noo
You: i have to guess
Stranger: i mean
Stranger: i meant
Stranger: you know
Stranger: the cheerio thing
You: no no, too late
Stranger: british people say that right
You: *wipes tear from eye*
Stranger: =(
You: :P
Stranger: *gives premature cookie*
You: aw
Stranger: ..premature cookie
Stranger: that made no sense
You: well...
You: let's not read into the science
Stranger: let's not
You: i simply see kindness
Stranger: and let's guess states
You: OK
You: i am saying
You: conneticut, or however the hell it's spelled
Stranger: very cold
Stranger: ice cold
Stranger: refrigerator cold
You: YOU'RE A WESTIE?
Stranger: that's not really cold
Stranger: but yeah
Stranger: naaaaaw
Stranger: that would be freezer cold
You: Nevada?
Stranger: too hot
Stranger: literally
Stranger: lols
You: : )
You: are you saying my cookie is now melted?
Stranger: well if you live in nevada, it probably is
Stranger: i'll give u a hint
Stranger: it's BIG
Stranger: and um
Stranger: rocky
Stranger: *wink wink*
You: colorado?
Stranger: clooose
Stranger: you're smart
Stranger: but it's bigger
Stranger: cowboys
Stranger: indians
You: argh blargh. my american geography is shit
You: montana?
Stranger: WE HAVE A WINNER
You: well clearly, you need to fly to ireland and give me a cookie
Stranger: *gives cookie*
Stranger: ireland?!
Stranger: holy guacemole
You: indeeders!
Stranger: your american geography is better than the average american
You: can i say, i could make a quip, but, i feel as though the average american is kind of um, left behind or some stuff
Stranger: lol
You: i known im a horrible socialist european, but i've seen the recent republican ads on healthcare
You: and i just ask my self "wtf?"
Stranger: oh i hear ya
Stranger: we're a bunch of morons pretty much
Stranger: excluding me
Stranger: cause im indian
Stranger: lol
You: ah you're not, americans are fucking awesome, and hard working, i just feel as though... i just think you have some manipulative shits in control
You: not just government, i mean law enforcement, etc. bleh
You: i would love to live in a place like montana, it's spectacular
Stranger: yeah it's just how it is...keep the people dumb..divide and conquer, the usual
Stranger: oh i agree my irish friend
You: the thing is, you guys set the standard, europe will follow
Stranger: naw
Stranger: i think u guys have your own way of going about things
You: stranger friend person, my name is dave by the by, i think... see... what i like about europe, and maybe i'm too ideological... i see continental europe (i.e. germany and france) as saying: "hey we kicked the shit out of each other for centuries and it got us nowhere, let us co-operate for the mutual benefit of out people
You: out/our
Stranger: nice to meet you dave
Stranger: i like how you can switch the conversation from cookies to continental european ideology and politics
Stranger: lol
Stranger: my name is um...it's Ni'itsitaapi...but palefaces call me Nina
Stranger: just kidding lol
Stranger: but they seriously just call me nina
Stranger: but i was joking
Stranger: on the palefaces
Stranger: of course
You: im slightly drunk ALSO, you're very calm and stuff, so i can switch... everyone before you switched off after i delivered 2 sentences
Stranger: meh, i like the rambling
You: it was slightly embarrasing
You: also, very nice to meet you nina
You: and seriously im king of the palefaces *points to pink cheeks*
Stranger: hahaha
You: i just think america, and when i say america.. bleh, it really is ruled by ex-europeans (irony!)... it's a cruel place
You: for the people that can't afford healthcare
You: people just kinda say "fuck you"
Stranger: yeah it's true
Stranger: but that's the mentality
Stranger: you get hurt
Stranger: pay for it yourself
Stranger: independence and yadda yadda
Stranger: but i get free health care so yay
You: but, native americans didnt work on that mentality, yes? they were a big family
You: i mean, the different tribes
You: bleh, the tribe would look after members of the same tribe
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: your last statement is correct
Stranger: there are 500+ tribes
Stranger: these days
Stranger: we see eachother as "relatives"
You: because you've been so horribly devided, and europeans spent a good length of time trying to wipe you out
You: i.. see.. blargh. what depresses me is the fact that, a lot of irish people fled this country because at the time we were under british oppression
You: but
You: when we reached the united states, we instigated or were part of, the same, or worse kind of oppression
You: we had *no* right to the land, none, zero, yet we picked on a people who were worse off than ourselves. we didnt learn the lesson.
You: </rant>
Stranger: haha that's ok
Stranger: rant away
Stranger: but don't say "we"
Stranger: the people who commited those atrocities are long gone
Stranger: they made place for other people
Stranger: like Bush
Stranger: and Rupert Murdoch
Stranger: though
Stranger: but what can ya do
You: It's hard to follow that line up
You: I just hope we've moved on, as a species, but I don't think we have. But your gentleness gives me hope : )
Stranger: : )
Stranger: humans are strange beings
You: we are. one of the statements that i've read/heard, over the years is that: anything you can think of, no matter how horrible or good it is, someone will do.
You: there are no limits to our kindness or our cruelty
Stranger: very true
Stranger: *thinks Dave is deep*
You: meh, i just think, if you think, you are deep
Stranger: i have a question though
Stranger: pretty unrelated
Stranger: but
Stranger: it's pretty late here
Stranger: which means..
Stranger: that over there...
Stranger: where you're at
Stranger: i'll just ask
Stranger: what time is it?!?
You: it is *gawks at time thingy*
You: 03:43
Stranger: damn
Stranger: you're drunk
Stranger: on omegle
Stranger: at 3am
Stranger: *respect*
You: you've cheered me up endlessly
Stranger: : )
You: seriously, it's the idea that someone out there can carry a conversation with a drunk random irish bloke
Stranger: hahaha
You: that takes understanding :P
Stranger: i have a lot of that lol
Stranger: but thanks!
Stranger: glad to be of service
Stranger: *tips hat*
You: i'd love to visit your part of the US, do you allow yourself that time to revel in the beautiful part of the world you call home?
Stranger: oh yes very much so
Stranger: i live right next door to the rockies
Stranger: so i ride horses/swim/go hiking often
You: that sounds horribly dreary :P (i jest!) it's a beautiful part of the world. i have to admit i know very little though - are the communities still ok? in other words, are they very small/dilluted or are they coping ok?
Stranger: haha
Stranger: they're coping ok
Stranger: i live on the reservation
Stranger: so the community is pretty close knit
Stranger: also lol at "bloke"
Stranger: funny word
You: bloke is a perculiarly british/irish word, it couldnt be anything else!
Stranger: hahaha
You: i envy the sense of community
You: i know it's not in one persons hands, but, damnit, it's got to be kept at all costs
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i hear ya
Stranger: how old are u btw?
Stranger: im guessing
Stranger: mid twenties
You: bang on
Stranger: haha im good at guessing
You: 25, you couldnt get more mid 20's than that : )
You: i wouldnt dare to guess you
Stranger: *gives self cookie*
Stranger: ?!
Stranger: guess away
You: i couldnt, you're smart, gentle and kind.. you could be 20 for all i know, or you could be 40... i really don't know
Stranger: 20!
Stranger: nice!
Stranger: and thank you : )
Stranger: i am 20
Stranger: i meant that
You: :: )
Stranger: not that im 50 and glad you guessed im 20 or something
You: when i was in my teens, i realised that wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age
You: some of the smartest people i've met have been kids, and some of the most foolish have been quite old...
You: that's life
Stranger: i completely agree
Stranger: i think it depends on how you were raised
Stranger: some "older generation" people seem to have some really backwards thoughtprocesses
You: and i don't blame them for that