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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator
everyone's hyped up on vampires since ann rice decided to rewrite the mythos to a,llow vampires to get hard-ons.
vampires are by definition UNDEAD and posses no sexual urges nor any functional genitals. Their shit is shrivelled up and dried out.
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I was actually thinking of Anne Rice when I wrote my post!
I read Interview With A Vampire, and although it seemed like she was trying really hard to make vampires sexy, I never once got the least bit turned on.
But really the whole vampire/sexy thing has been around a while, at least since the 30s. Dracula was supposed to be seductive. Dracula's Daughter was actually about a lesbian vampire.
In both cases nobody actually screws, unless I'm totally blocking it out of my mind. So who knows if they can get hard-ons/wet?