[Satan]

Originally Posted by Glice

Get a bottle opener, pauper. More seriously, I've got cunting great gaps in my teeth thanks to opening bottles with my teeth, so I really wouldn't recommend it. If you want a proper party trick, I know a couple of fellas who can open bottles with their eyeball-socket. It's quite the feat. One of those fellas used to gargle glass (don't ask) but last I heard he'd been sequestered away for the public's safety.

Originally Posted by Satan

i have one on my keys.

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