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epic
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: yo
You: yo dawg
Stranger: lol
You: whaddup?
Stranger: nm just tiring
Stranger: tired**
You: i dig
You: jus chillin that coo'
Stranger: ya you?
You: samesies
You: being high like a muthafucka
You: chillin drinkin scotch
Stranger: nice
Stranger: cool
You: that's how i roll ya dick
You: dig
Stranger: ya i dig
You: so where you roll from
Stranger: Cali
Stranger: you?
You: jersey represent dog
Stranger: sweet dude
You: just kidding
You: I'm from belgium
You: not high
You: totally shitfaced though
Stranger: lol well still tight
You: tight like a 8-year-old's vage
You: YOU DIG HAHA
Stranger: wtf? lol
You: just kidding
You: you know not all belgians are pedo's hahaha
You: HAHA
You: what's your age?
Stranger: lol ya but most ameracans ares lol
Stranger: 19
You: cool
Stranger: you
You: have any younger brothers or sisters?
Stranger: nah im the youngest
You: alright
You: that's cool, I can work with that
You: what's your adress?
Stranger: why do you want to know
You: just makin' conversation bromosexual!
You: male or female?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: male
You: NICE
You: I mean that's coo'
You: so how about that adress?
Stranger: why ya want it? lol
You: don't you wanna hang out lol?
You: listen
You: either you give me your adress
You: or I'll track donw your IP adress
You: the choice is yours
Stranger: well one this IP address and where i live arent the same
You: that's ok, I'll check it out anyways
Stranger: the IP address?
You: yes
Stranger: lol ok why you want to see me face to face?
You: who said anything about face to face?
You: I'm talking about face to RECTUM
You: AKA ANUS
Stranger: so you want my ass?
You: i gotta take a piss, brb, don't leave I'm still tracking your IP adress
Stranger: wtf? nah im gonna go good luck
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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