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Originally Posted by demonrail666
Posh is like some kind of human ideal as far as i'm concerned. I can't really have a sexual fantasy about her though; she's far too abstract for that. It'd be like having a wank thinking about Euclid, or bell curves.
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But she's so....stiff. It's like a 90 year old woman. I try to imagine her have sex with beckham, and theres no vagina there anyway, after he creaks her mannequinne legs open. And she gets all pissy and cross at him anyway, retreats to her vanity mirror and freezes in front of it.
Gingers got my vote. Scary's just obnoxious and Baby is boring.