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So I'm sitting on the Bus in Seattle, in that seat in the back that faces sideways. This lady has her dog on the bus.
Well the dog is farting up a storm, loudly, and it was the most rancid smelling gas I have ever had the displeasure to inhale.
Well a seat closer to the front, and upwind opens, and I gladly grab it.
BOOOF, the dog rips another one. I hear this lady say "Now Blue, stop farting." As if the dog even could if it even understood what she was saying.
This totally cool black guy says "Yep, every families gotta have a scapegoat."
The whole back of the bus starting laughing at her!
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