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Originally Posted by satan
you know, i think i'm just going to start a cult. anyone who wants to join is welcome as long as you're not sick or a jew. or a sick jew. god forbid. those are the worst.
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I've already been scouting sites for a compound in Texas.
my cult only has a few rules:
• aliens are here to have sex with us. we
must all do our part to assist them.
• drugs are mandatory.
• healthcare is against our religion.
• we like Knox.
so, seeing as healthcare is against our religion, how long before the ATF breaks in, steals our alien-hybrid children and makes a mockery of us in CNN?