[Satan]

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

I've already been scouting sites for a compound in Texas.

my cult only has a few rules:

• aliens are here to have sex with us. we
must all do our part to assist them.

• drugs are mandatory.

• healthcare is against our religion.

• we like Knox.

so, seeing as healthcare is against our religion, how long before the ATF breaks in, steals our alien-hybrid children and makes a mockery of us in CNN?

let's roll.

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

this post didn't add anything either.

best post.

Originally Posted by gmku

Ha ha. Have any of them?

no, that was the point.