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I've noticed that while most of the girls I've been with have looked and acted completely different, one constant is that they've all been pretty.. uh.. weird.. in the bedroom. You know, what's "weird"? What's "normal"? I guess it's kind of a hard-to-define topic, but what I mean is, I've never been with a girl who didn't either have some kind of emotional hangups or who weren't psychologically troubled in some way in regards to sex. That might be all women, especially around my age, who knows? That's not really what this thread is about...
I want to know the most bizarre sex you've ever had. My first "real" girlfriend, I didn't sleep with her, but I did finger her. Anyway, she liked to be punched in the face as hard as I could. No, not slapped. CLOSE-FISTED PUNCH, RIGHT IN THE FACE. It took her a good 3 months to convince me to do this, and I did it twice and said I'd never do it again because it made me feel so sick. She, like, begged me, and threatened to leave me if I didn't do it, she told me that she kinda wanted me to knock her teeth out. No kidding. I seriously almost puked after doing it but she was, like, really into it. I told her I wouldn't do it anymore and she cheated on me shortly after that. I guess I found that pretty weird.
I was with a girl who liked to be pissed on, which isn't too weird, I find it kinda sexy, but then she wanted to kiss afterwards and spit the piss back in my mouth, that was... different.
Sex with my ex was always really odd, which I dug. It always had some weirdness, some darkness to it or something.. something I can't quite explain. It was always this insane mindfuck more than anything. Doubt I'll meet a girl who satisfies me as much as she did, in that area.
My old friend had a girlfriend who, when they fucked, she'd tell him to "Be a rabbit." He said the only way she could get off is if she envisioned him as a gigantic bunny rabbit fucking her. Haha.
So, anyway, share! You can change names to protect the innocent if you want.
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