[akprodr]

There is an extremely excellent book on being a stripper: "Strip City" by Lily Burana. Its even possible I'm in it in as part of a composite character...

Pathetic or not, one of the things I miss most about Anchorage, AK is the Great Alaskan Bush Company. Simply the best strip club I've ever been to. While most of 'em just display body parts, many of them actually do dance. Onyx can do amazing things with her body--feet behind her head doing pushups, put herself in a suitcase... Most of the girls there are very nice and very intelligent--yeah you can make money by hustling lap dance after dance but I know I like it when a girl pays attention to me. In a way, they are therapists to social misfits like me.

I find fake boobs for strippers (and porn stars) to be so ironic. Yeah, they look good--when you have clothes on. Take 'em off and yuck! Visually, I much prefer small ones anyway.

I can still remember one song by Onyx--the Rolling Stones' "Miss You" remixed by JayZ(?--from some movie soundtrack?). Lights up real high. She was bounding around the stage in a frenzy. I had plenty of THC and alcohol on board. Magical.

Strip clubs around here suck moose balls.

Oh yeah, I have utmost respect for strippers. I know I couldn't do that job--even if I had the body. Indeed, a stripper friend said she felt degraded--when she was applying for some welfare like product when she was trying to get out of stripping.