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Originally Posted by amerikangod
That's the best part about cats! They're huge assholes! They simply don't give a shit, they often don't need or want your affection, and you can watch Andrew 'Dice' Clay stand-up with them on TV.
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That's what everybody says about cats, and yet they always seem to want me to devote every moment of my existence to giving them affection. Women are actually easier to please, which is saying a lot.