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Originally Posted by demonrail666
well that's the end of him, then.
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you call that a eulogy? come on!
Why? That is the question that we are left asking ourselves. Why? Why does God work in the way He does? Why does God make the seemingly random choices He does? Why does God give us life and then take it away so callously? Why would God take a man like Corey Haim away from us in the prime of his life? And then we receive the answer: because the prime of Corey Haim’s life was about 20 years ago and his only accomplishment of prominence since then was that he had pretty well mastered the profession of Total Junkie Fuck-Up . God’s ways are not mysterious. We all saw this one coming. In fact, I had Corey in my Dead Pool! Hello, steak dinner!
But even though you know the answers, when someone like Corey Haim dies, you still have questions.
Why Corey Haim? Why not me? Then you quickly realize that you would much rather have Corey Haim die than yourself. That one was easy.
Why Corey Haim? Why not Corey Feldman? Ooooh, that’s a tough one. Everyone fucking hates Corey Feldman. It’s not even rational at this point. I just look at him and I want to hit him in the face with a shovel. Remember his Michael Jackson tribute? He apparently is a Lieutenant in the “Got Touched” army.
It’s a good question: why not Corey Feldman? I really don’t have a good answer. Jesus, just look at that smug squint. Death becomes him.