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Originally Posted by demonrail666
I worry that victory may go to whoever has the sexier 'first lady'.

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She screams 'I will be a complete ballache and not even condescend to make a sandwich afterwards without whinging for 20 minutes'.
Mildly kinky, would make a sandwich. Possibly not on top of keeping it trim.
Secretly a minx, wouldn't make a sandwich but would probably want to go down the local for a few jars of brown. Gets on with your mates and has a sense of humour. I'd happily introduce her to the queen.
Nazi, and therefore the best shag of the lot, but you'd
never tell anyone, and you might need a colostomy bag and surgery afterwards.