1) despite what my brain and mouth say, I do NOT want a cigarette.
2) lavash is much bettter for you than naan, although naan is tastier (unless you mean my 'nan, and she lives in arizona, and you shouldn't be tasting her anyways [my aunt, is a prison guard witch and lives next door, so beware]).
3) why do birds suddenly appear?
4) my "nap" lasted less than an half-hour
5) I've been up since 4 am (should have been #4 on list, I know)
6) the m key is acting wonky.
7) rip squirrels
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