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thurston kicked my ass for ripping on the eternal. he kidnapped me off the street and threw me in the back of his sonic volvo then took me to an abandoned warehouse were teenage jesus used to play which had by then been regenerated into an ultra expensive yuppie loft apartment owned by one of his galllery friends. there he tied me up blindfolded and forced me to listen to him perform no way acoustically for 5 years, until i agreed to call him "t-bone" or "t-dog" or "big poppa t" and beg him to do a split CS of steel ukulele drone for ecstatic peace and be his errand boy and fetch him cups of starbucks coffee which he has a special card that lets him get free for an entire lifetime.
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