new zealanders are savages who cannot pronounce vowels (at all); while canadians, being nothing more than eskimos in exile, simply cannot pronounce them correctly (much like the brittish).
both are just as bad as the other; rumors of cannabilism and pacts with the devil abound.
on the other had, australia, is a magical land full of magical people. milk, honey and feasting upon the meat of roos (please, let's not discuss vegemite).
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