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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

in a world where Sonic Youth can be on Gossip Girl, where Satan can get engaged, where a portable hard drive can have two terabytes of memory, why can't i get some fucking avocado on my goddamn salad???????

out of season? global warming? plagues? they got rotten? sunken cargo ships? the california raisins are waging war against the avocados? they've been abducted by UFOs? i could think of more explanations...