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10.19.2009, 11:00 AM
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hey how are you? You: Hi You: Good]] Stranger: kewl, yah same. You: Wicked cool] You: ]] Stranger: talk to any cool people here yet? all I get is weirdos Stranger: crap, my roomate is being weird...if u want, go add me as a friend and send me a message here (http://allhotsingles.net/profiles/amanda/) and we can talk more ... sorry about that :-( Your conversational partner has disconnected. Hmmm,......I.....might.........just.....do.....tha t...... |
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10.24.2009, 11:58 PM
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Location: Vienna, Austria
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: are you a lesbian? You: that's practically impossible since i have a penis Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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10.25.2009, 07:49 AM
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Coffee Stranger: hi You: Hi You: Would you like a coffee Stranger: hi You: ? Stranger: yes You: Nescafe ok? You: milk or cream or black? You: Sugar? How much? Stranger: 병신 You: Ok sure Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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10.26.2009, 04:07 PM
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: YOU STAND BEFORE A LARGE CAVE Stranger: WHAT DO YOU DO? You: at first i'd get rid of the caps Stranger: YOU DISCARD "BASEBALL CAP" FROM INVENTORY You: then uhm i would say "fuck it" and walk past the cave Stranger: YOU WALK PAST THE CAVE Stranger: YOU STAND BEFORE A FOREST Stranger: WHAT DO YOU DO? You: why do i feel like i'm chatting with a commodore 64? You: uhm "TAKE OUT RATION" You: "EAT" Stranger: YOU EAT YOUR RATION Stranger: YOU NO LONGER HAVE THE "STARVING" STATUS You: yeah and there won't be any inquisitve bears Stranger: YOU ARE NOW "SLIGHTLY LESS STARVING" You: alright Stranger: WHAT DO YOU DO? You: "INVENTORY" -> "BOW AND ARROW!`" Stranger: YOU EQUIP YOUR BOWTIE Stranger: YOU CURRENTLY HAVE 0 ARROWS You: oh shit, I shouldn't have pissed of that blacksmith Stranger: NO YOU SHOULDNT HAVE Stranger: WHAT DO YOU DO? You: "OPTIONS" -> "CHEATS" -> enter "HELPME" Stranger: PLEASE ENTER YOUR QUESTION... You: How does a noseless dog smell? Stranger: IT DOESNT You: interesting, I thought it would be "AWFUL" Stranger: I DIDNOT UNDERSTAND THAT COMMAND. DID YOU MEAN :SOMETHING AWFUL"? You: no forget about that You: "HEAL" Stranger: YOU CAST HEAL Stranger: THE GOBLIN GAINS 15 HP! Stranger: THE GOBLIN ATTACKS! Stranger: IT MISSES! Stranger: FIGHT>ITEM>FLEE You: ITEM Stranger: ITEM<ORANGE, BOWTIE(EQUIPPED), 0 ARROWS, CONDOM, PANTS, HEART, GRUE-B-GONE, POKEBALL You: *PAUSE* You: turning off my commodore 64 You: i'll watch some angry videogame nerd videos now Stranger: OMEGLE RPG III IS NOW PAUSED You have disconnected.
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10.26.2009, 06:09 PM
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expwy. to yr skull
Join Date: Dec 2006
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hello welcome to burger king how may i hep u? You: something in the way You: yeah You: mmmhmm Stranger: how may i hep u? You: something in the way You: mmmhmmm Stranger: no rly there s not You: underneath the bridge Stranger: fucking drive up dumass thats the wall You: oh You: sorry You: hi how are you Stranger: whow may i hep u? You: it's ok to eat fish You: cus they don't have any feelings Stranger: tis is BK got to somwhere else for fich You: something in the way You: mmmm You: hmm Stranger: AGAIN IS THE WALL Stranger: I SAID DRIVE UP U RETARd Stranger: FUCK YOU You: trying Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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10.26.2009, 06:37 PM
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10.26.2009, 06:37 PM
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Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Alice? You: halloween soon You: Yep Alice You: John? Stranger: nope Stranger: Kevin You: Ah yes You: Kevin how are you? You: Haven't seen you in ages Stranger: Me neither...? Stranger: haha Stranger: xD You: You haven't seen yourself? Stranger: hahaha Stranger: nope You: Try a mirror or alternatively a camera Stranger: i don't know what i look like You: You're fat and ugly Stranger: ... Stranger: T.T You: Too true? You: Don't worry I, that is Alice, is also fat and ugly You: We have something in common You: Try atkins Stranger: got any pics? You: Yep You: 43 picks Stranger: lemme see Stranger: im sure youre just being modest You: Ok You: Here's a representation of on: { You: [- Stranger: ...? You: no wait You: [----------------------- You: Pick axe Stranger: ...? Stranger: wtf? Stranger: gimme a link or sumthin You: that's one pick Stranger: ...? Stranger: what? You: I got another pick. A toothpick, something like this: _______ You: Drawing with letter is hard You: but fun Stranger: lol You: Do you have nay picks? Stranger: no gimme a pic of urself You: I just gave you two You: Greedy... Stranger: NO Stranger: gimme a link You: Um that's hard You: 0 this is one one chain link Stranger: wtf? Stranger: NO You: Now you Stranger: a link to the site You: Give me a link You: www.links.com You: www.picks.com Stranger: SHIT You: That better Stranger: FUCKING STOP You: Stop what? You: I'm doing what ypu ask for You: *ou You: 8you You: *you Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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10.26.2009, 06:44 PM
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hYA? Stranger: hi You: High five? American style? Stranger: i am american yes Stranger: what are you? You: What were you in your previous life? Stranger: hell You: I was a march hare You: Oh I hear hell isn't very nice Stranger: nope You: How long did you stay for? You: I'm and Americano too You: By the way Stranger: 666 hours You: That is long You: Should have booked a shorter stay Stranger: i tryed for 666 min. but it was taken You: Damn You: I'm on my fifth mcdonalds for the day You: MMMMMM You: Yum Stranger: thats good You: Burgers You: mmmmFries You: I'm 92 years old. I put my health down to eating only McDonalds Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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10.26.2009, 06:44 PM
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: I don't leave the house Your conversational partner has disconnected. EDIT - if the first thing you say is "I don't leave the house" you're almost guaranteed to be instantly disconnected. . |
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10.26.2009, 07:53 PM
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expwy. to yr skull
Join Date: Dec 2006
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: we don't really have to talk about it You: depends on how you're feeling Stranger: we do You: then explain Jorges! you twin faced itch! Stranger: what do u mean? You: oh ho ho ho You: fuck you DYKE You: Why don't you eat some more cream PIE You: oh and what is that i hear? Is that Spin Doctors? You: Two Princes? REALLY? Stranger: yseges Stranger: rgrssssssssssssssssssssssssssssst Stranger: egthesthjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhgr Stranger: hdfshbgrhrsj Stranger: ghdfsgnhjtgrnhjtrnhjrggsb s rshnhhnsbbbbbbbbbb Stranger: htrssssssssbshshnjgfjhnmjfk,iuopi;; You: this isn't helping Stranger: fgghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhf Stranger: fghahrsdhtfrhgfhgf You: i'm just going to have you put down Stranger: gfhfhrsthrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr6ju4uhj5rjk65wbn76i nml,opijhyugtr You: for rabies Stranger: hythyettttshyyyyyyyytrshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhtrhe4 eu You: cus you're a dumb rabies bitch Stranger: hrhrjhhnhhhhhjut535uhu3 You: trying to spam me because you are shamed of liking Spin Doctors Stranger: haber quien se cansa primero de mamar?? You: BUT IF YOU TOOK THE FUCKING TIME TO LISTEN AND TALK YOU WOULD SOON REALIZE I LOVE ME SOME SPIN DOCTORS TOO Stranger: para que se te quite lo estupido Stranger: no escribas en mayusculas imbecil You: non hablo el lil miss cannot be wrongo Stranger: ya ves You: hey hey You: hey You: that's what i said now Stranger: a verda idiota no que no Stranger: te veias muy macho You: qui je parle spin doctrais Stranger: pero no estas tonta Stranger: callate ya hombre Stranger: no ves que apestas You: non l'ittle madamoiselle n'est bon You: pas Stranger: no sabes ni que decir Stranger: no eso no es frances You: NON ESO NO ES FRANCES Stranger: tambien se distinguir frances You: FRANCES ES HABITACO LES MAYANS Stranger: no seas estupido Stranger: CUT IT OFF NOW Stranger: WHATS WRONG WITH YOU? You: no seas leas oregano hosier laklaka blingier mon frere You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxynF0-f_ps Stranger: whats that//?/ You: ain't got no otter You: s'on da tv Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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10.28.2009, 06:38 AM
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10.28.2009, 05:05 PM
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey  Stranger: asl? You: Hi You: Male 56 South Wales You: Asl? Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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11.02.2009, 08:17 PM
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expwy. to yr skull
Join Date: Dec 2006
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: You can ask me any 3 questions. Go. You: i will ask you one, then you will answer, i will ask you another you will answer, then you will ask me 2 You: and i will answer both Stranger: mkay You: we'll deal with thirds if we get that far You: do you know what palientology is? Stranger: i do You: do you think that michael jordan in his prime could beat tony hawk in his prime in a skatsical match? Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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