standing next to a celebrity at the adjacent urinal - Page 2

truncated · 04.09.2008, 10:07 PM

I personally don't see how it's physically possible to expel bodily waste in such close proximity to another human being. I have severe performance anxiety.

█████████ · 04.09.2008, 10:18 PM

wear a diaper.

truncated · 04.09.2008, 10:21 PM

I prefer catheters. Much more convenient and hygienic.

barnaclelapse · 04.09.2008, 10:24 PM

I've had a couple of cool moments. I got drunk with Lance Henricksen (MilleniuM, Aliens, Powder, Pumpkinhead) and Tony Todd (Candyman) once. Well, it was like me...six other people...and then Lance and Tony. But it was pretty much just the group of drinking and smoking cigarettes until late...when we went to a bar down the street.

I was also lucky to have dinner once with the entire original Cenobyte group from the first Hellraiser.

Oh...and I had dinner with Rudy Ray Moore (Dolemite) one time.

█████████ · 04.09.2008, 10:28 PM

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Originally Posted by truncated

I prefer catheters.

refined taste.
i like that.

avantgarde1 · 04.10.2008, 01:26 AM

i pissed next to thurston at the ATP they curated at UCLA in whatever year that was... 02, 03? it was after he did his first "side project" freak out the first day. he didnt' wash his hands after he was done. neither did it. i never do. i learned long ago to not get piss on my hands when i take a leak. i don't know what his reason was.

Toilet & Bowels · 04.10.2008, 02:12 AM

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Originally Posted by avantgarde1

i learned long ago to not get piss on my hands when i take a leak. i don't know what his reason was.

that's not the reason you should wash your hands after peeing

!@#$%! · 04.10.2008, 02:23 AM

piss is sterile. if there's no water, you can wash your hands with it. wash off the VD.

tesla69 · 04.10.2008, 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by tetatesticle

Most of my friends never use the 'Cock Trough'. They're a bit of an archaic invention, if you ask me.

Like the fork and knife, some devices' simplicity cannot be improved.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 04.10.2008, 12:05 PM

I heard Meatloaf hums Hot Patootie to himself everytime he pees.

Guest Informant · 04.10.2008, 03:35 PM

I peed next to Jon Langford once, back in his Three Johns days. Hung like a donkey, I can tell you....

NWRA · 08.13.2010, 06:31 AM

I was in this situation for real yesterday, with the guy who plays Cain Dingle (Emmerdale).

8/10.

Green_mind · 08.13.2010, 07:29 AM

lol! This has to be the greatest thread ever. Thank you NWRA.
Urinals are genius, if you choose to stand and piss at an actual toilet, the stream can deviate! deviate dammit!

automatic bzooty · 08.13.2010, 04:28 PM

this thread is hilarious.

if i was a dude, and i happened to be pissing next to a celebrity, i would look. um i guess that makes me a perv.

demonrail666 · 08.13.2010, 04:32 PM

my last girlfriend was in the next toilet cubicle to the porn star belladonna, and heard her do what sounded like an enormous poo.

dale_gribble · 08.13.2010, 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666

my last girlfriend was in the next toilet cubicle to the porn star belladonna, and heard her do what sounded like an enormous poo.

that's fucking awesome!

the original pincho · 08.13.2010, 05:43 PM

Funny stuff. I don't know that I ever urinated next to a celebrity.
My older brother took a leak next to Bob Seger in the seventies. I have heard the story a few times. He just said he was tall.
I am not suprisede wayne coyne didn't wash his hands,he is a dirty basterd.

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truncated invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 3,607	I personally don't see how it's physically possible to expel bodily waste in such close proximity to another human being. I have severe performance anxiety.
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█████████ expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 1,736	wear a diaper.
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truncated invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 3,607	I prefer catheters. Much more convenient and hygienic.
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04.09.2008, 10:24 PM	#24
barnaclelapse the destroyed room Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Waverly, Virginia Posts: 577	I've had a couple of cool moments. I got drunk with Lance Henricksen (MilleniuM, Aliens, Powder, Pumpkinhead) and Tony Todd (Candyman) once. Well, it was like me...six other people...and then Lance and Tony. But it was pretty much just the group of drinking and smoking cigarettes until late...when we went to a bar down the street. I was also lucky to have dinner once with the entire original Cenobyte group from the first Hellraiser. Oh...and I had dinner with Rudy Ray Moore (Dolemite) one time.
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avantgarde1 the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 968	i pissed next to thurston at the ATP they curated at UCLA in whatever year that was... 02, 03? it was after he did his first "side project" freak out the first day. he didnt' wash his hands after he was done. neither did it. i never do. i learned long ago to not get piss on my hands when i take a leak. i don't know what his reason was. __________________ aka ZEROpumpkins
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!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,564	piss is sterile. if there's no water, you can wash your hands with it. wash off the VD.
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SpectralJulianIsNotDead invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 7,409	I heard Meatloaf hums Hot Patootie to himself everytime he pees.
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Guest Informant little trouble girl Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 43	I peed next to Jon Langford once, back in his Three Johns days. Hung like a donkey, I can tell you....
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NWRA children of satan Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Leeds Posts: 367	I was in this situation for real yesterday, with the guy who plays Cain Dingle (Emmerdale). 8/10.
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08.13.2010, 07:29 AM	#33
Green_mind the end of the ugly Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: UK Posts: 827	lol! This has to be the greatest thread ever. Thank you NWRA. Urinals are genius, if you choose to stand and piss at an actual toilet, the stream can deviate! deviate dammit!
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automatic bzooty invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 2,859	this thread is hilarious. if i was a dude, and i happened to be pissing next to a celebrity, i would look. um i guess that makes me a perv.
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demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,510	my last girlfriend was in the next toilet cubicle to the porn star belladonna, and heard her do what sounded like an enormous poo.
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08.13.2010, 05:43 PM	#37
the original pincho little trouble girl Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 62	Funny stuff. I don't know that I ever urinated next to a celebrity. My older brother took a leak next to Bob Seger in the seventies. I have heard the story a few times. He just said he was tall. I am not suprisede wayne coyne didn't wash his hands,he is a dirty basterd.
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