All aboard the rage train....

ZEROpumpkins · 02.02.2009, 06:08 AM

http://christwire.org/
Is this shit real?

Youth_Against_Facism · 02.02.2009, 06:18 AM

Oh god religious website.

ZEROpumpkins · 02.02.2009, 06:20 AM

And not just any one....

Youth_Against_Facism · 02.02.2009, 06:21 AM

If Bart Simpson was a Scientologist. haha

EVOLghost · 02.02.2009, 07:01 AM

Vegans are gay?

SYRFox · 02.02.2009, 07:19 AM

http://christwire.org/2009/01/google...s-stopbadware/ funniest thing ever

SYRFox · 02.02.2009, 07:24 AM

http://www.fstdt.com/fundies/Default.aspx?archive=1

If we are wrong, then God is wrong, and that is impossible.

cocopea9052, Rapture Ready [Comments (27)] [2009-Feb-02]

SYRFox · 02.02.2009, 07:28 AM

Athiests as a Majority

This is what it would be like, if the majority of people were athiests.
ATHIEST KID: Mom, I'm going to go fuck a hooker.
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, son.
ATHIEST KID: Afterwards, I'm going to go smoke pot with my friends, since it's "not addictive."
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, come home soon!

The athiest kid leaves the room. The father comes home from work several minutes later.

ATHIEST DAD: Hey!
ATHIEST MOM: Hi, honey! I'm pregnant again. I guess I'll just get another abortion, since "fetuses don't count as human life."
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, get as many abortions as you want!
ATHIEST MOM: Oh, and don't go in the bedroom.
ATHIEST DAD: Why not?
ATHIEST MOM: There are two gay men fucking eachother in there.
ATHIEST DAD: Why are they here?
ATHIEST MOM: I wanted to watch them do it for awhile. They just aren't finished yet.
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, that's fine with me!

Suddenly, their neighbor runs into the house.

ATHIEST NEIGHBOR: Come quick, there's a Christian outside!
ATHIEST MOM: We'll be right there!

The athiest couple quickly put on a pair of black robes and hoods. They then exit the house, and run into the street, where a Christian is nailed to a large, wooden X. He is being burned alive. A crowd of athiests stand around him, all wearing black robes and hoods.

RANDOM ATHIEST: Damn you, Christian! We hate you! We claim to be tolerant of all religions. But we really hate your's! That's because we athiests are hypocritical like that! Die, Christian!

THE END

Scary, isn't it?

The Prince of Pain, GameTalk [Comments (911)] [2007-Jan-01]
Submitted by Savrin

Inhuman · 02.02.2009, 07:38 AM

Just the notion of criticizing "extremist groups" as much as Veg*nism is not extremist, it is ironic to see how extremist and judgemental the page is. I sure hope it's not real.

floatingslowly · 02.02.2009, 09:57 AM

Okay, get as many abortions as you want!

ploesj · 02.02.2009, 10:04 AM

that makes me laugh and scares me at the same time.

thoise people would want to kill at least half of this messageboard.

Savage Clone · 02.02.2009, 10:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SYRFox

Athiests as a Majority

This is what it would be like, if the majority of people were athiests.
ATHIEST KID: Mom, I'm going to go fuck a hooker.
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, son.
ATHIEST KID: Afterwards, I'm going to go smoke pot with my friends, since it's "not addictive."
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, come home soon!

The athiest kid leaves the room. The father comes home from work several minutes later.

ATHIEST DAD: Hey!
ATHIEST MOM: Hi, honey! I'm pregnant again. I guess I'll just get another abortion, since "fetuses don't count as human life."
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, get as many abortions as you want!
ATHIEST MOM: Oh, and don't go in the bedroom.
ATHIEST DAD: Why not?
ATHIEST MOM: There are two gay men fucking eachother in there.
ATHIEST DAD: Why are they here?
ATHIEST MOM: I wanted to watch them do it for awhile. They just aren't finished yet.
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, that's fine with me!

Suddenly, their neighbor runs into the house.

ATHIEST NEIGHBOR: Come quick, there's a Christian outside!
ATHIEST MOM: We'll be right there!

The athiest couple quickly put on a pair of black robes and hoods. They then exit the house, and run into the street, where a Christian is nailed to a large, wooden X. He is being burned alive. A crowd of athiests stand around him, all wearing black robes and hoods.

RANDOM ATHIEST: Damn you, Christian! We hate you! We claim to be tolerant of all religions. But we really hate your's! That's because we athiests are hypocritical like that! Die, Christian!

THE END

Scary, isn't it?

The Prince of Pain, GameTalk [Comments (911)] [2007-Jan-01]
Submitted by Savrin

I'd say this is a pretty accurate portrayal of my upbringing and daily life, actually.

Lurker · 02.02.2009, 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SYRFox

http://www.fstdt.com/fundies/Default.aspx?archive=1

If we are wrong, then God is wrong, and that is impossible.

cocopea9052, Rapture Ready [Comments (27)] [2009-Feb-02]

These are my favourites from that page:

"Evolution is still a theory it has not been proven right or wrong there is still many questions prior to evolution that don't make sense. DNA and Genes don't fit at all with evoluton because when two come together to make a baby the baby looks EXACTLY like it's parents. Where did the flying birds come from? Where did the fish with gils come from? The land and water? I suppose the dinosaurs came from them too? How did the other monkey get here ( Male/ female)? Also not only do we want to know how everything got here we also want to know how good and evil started? The bible has been proven right. My most favorite scientist Ken Ham toook time to study the Bible and evolution if you don't believe me check below."

What other monkey?

"As a woman tortured with menopausal symptoms (for ten years), I can say, with confidence, it came because of the fall.

One day, it will be no more. Come Lord Jesus."

"I believe all queers have rights.

That is the right to a fair and speedy trial... Wink"

"i have never seen a human with a paw or a cloven hoof or snout or beak have you?"

terriblecanyons · 02.02.2009, 02:04 PM

This exact site is the reason I am an Atheist.

Sonic Youth 37 · 02.02.2009, 02:16 PM

I nearly facepalmed my palm through my face...

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ZEROpumpkins invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Sydney Posts: 6,157	http://christwire.org/ Is this shit real? __________________
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Youth_Against_Facism stalker Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Ocean Grove, Australia Posts: 468	Oh god religious website. __________________ god damn, shit the bed!
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SYRFox invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Paris Posts: 7,492	http://www.fstdt.com/fundies/Default.aspx?archive=1 If we are wrong, then God is wrong, and that is impossible. cocopea9052, Rapture Ready [Comments (27)] [2009-Feb-02]
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SYRFox invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Paris Posts: 7,492	Athiests as a Majority This is what it would be like, if the majority of people were athiests. ATHIEST KID: Mom, I'm going to go fuck a hooker. ATHIEST MOM: Okay, son. ATHIEST KID: Afterwards, I'm going to go smoke pot with my friends, since it's "not addictive." ATHIEST MOM: Okay, come home soon! The athiest kid leaves the room. The father comes home from work several minutes later. ATHIEST DAD: Hey! ATHIEST MOM: Hi, honey! I'm pregnant again. I guess I'll just get another abortion, since "fetuses don't count as human life." ATHIEST DAD: Okay, get as many abortions as you want! ATHIEST MOM: Oh, and don't go in the bedroom. ATHIEST DAD: Why not? ATHIEST MOM: There are two gay men fucking eachother in there. ATHIEST DAD: Why are they here? ATHIEST MOM: I wanted to watch them do it for awhile. They just aren't finished yet. ATHIEST DAD: Okay, that's fine with me! Suddenly, their neighbor runs into the house. ATHIEST NEIGHBOR: Come quick, there's a Christian outside! ATHIEST MOM: We'll be right there! The athiest couple quickly put on a pair of black robes and hoods. They then exit the house, and run into the street, where a Christian is nailed to a large, wooden X. He is being burned alive. A crowd of athiests stand around him, all wearing black robes and hoods. RANDOM ATHIEST: Damn you, Christian! We hate you! We claim to be tolerant of all religions. But we really hate your's! That's because we athiests are hypocritical like that! Die, Christian! THE END Scary, isn't it? The Prince of Pain, GameTalk [Comments (911)] [2007-Jan-01] Submitted by Savrin
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Inhuman invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Montreal Posts: 5,807	Just the notion of criticizing "extremist groups" as much as Veg*nism is not extremist, it is ironic to see how extremist and judgemental the page is. I sure hope it's not real. __________________ Inhuman no longer dwells on here. http://about.me/robinbastien
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floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	Okay, get as many abortions as you want!
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terriblecanyons invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors Posts: 5,949	This exact site is the reason I am an Atheist.
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Sonic Youth 37 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: if there is a bright spot in the universe, the farthest point from it Posts: 9,443	I nearly facepalmed my palm through my face... __________________ "One: Where's the fife? and Two: Gimme the fife."
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