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Old 09.18.2008, 02:37 PM   #21
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Steve Vai.
I was going to answer Yngwie Malmsteem

But actually, I realised that the both of them are actually masturbating while GUITARING
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Old 09.18.2008, 03:15 PM   #22
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I'd say playing air guitar in front of a mirror is close to getting caught masturbating. Which I've done many a time.

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Old 09.18.2008, 04:16 PM   #23
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Can't be worse than masturbating infront of a mirror; it shouldn't be done; it's the first commandment in the Wanker's Bible.
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Old 09.18.2008, 04:17 PM   #24
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Can't be worse than masturbating infront of a mirror; it shouldn't be done; it's the first commandment in the Wanker's Bible.

Not to mention the smudges.
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Old 09.18.2008, 04:18 PM   #25
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Old 09.18.2008, 04:23 PM   #26
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I've been caught both air-guitaring and bashing the bishop, and I have to say it was a lot worse when my old man caught me with my trousers round my ankles.
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Old 09.18.2008, 04:26 PM   #27
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Bashing the bishop?! ha ha! What did you're old man say?, I can imagine if my dad caught me in the act it would just never be spoken of again...
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Old 09.18.2008, 04:29 PM   #28
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Haha, at the time he just said 'sorry' and quietly left the room. I could of died basically.
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Old 09.18.2008, 04:34 PM   #29
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It's my second tic, I can't help but doing it. I do it in public, I really don't care.
My first one is air drumming.
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Old 09.18.2008, 05:21 PM   #30
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I think both are fine. Although at least with masturbating there's a decent cue to walk out. You catch someone air guitaring and you're obliged to either make conversation or join in, which can be really embarassing.
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Old 09.18.2008, 05:22 PM   #31
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Group air-guitaring = soggy biscuit circle jerk?
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Old 09.18.2008, 05:30 PM   #32
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I think being caught replying to this thread is worse than both.

But that ain't got nothing to do with a good time.
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Old 09.18.2008, 09:20 PM   #33
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I'm really bad to strum and make notes/chord shapes as I walk. I can't help it.
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Old 09.18.2008, 09:34 PM   #34
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Old 09.18.2008, 09:37 PM   #35
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I feel like if I could play guitar as well as I air-guitar, I'd be famous by now.
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Old 09.18.2008, 10:30 PM   #36
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I feel I could masturbate and play air-guitar at the same time.
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Old 09.18.2008, 11:55 PM   #37
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It's my second tic, I can't help but doing it. I do it in public, I really don't care.
Are you talking about air guitar or masturbation? It changes the meaning of your sentence a lot
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