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Tattle Tooth Songs
TattleTooth II Songs (Lyrics to Brushing Song and Wiggle Jiggle Dance are not included) Thanks to the Texas Dept. of Health for sharing songs taken from their preschool curriculum “Superbrush! NF Brown, RDH Burke Co. ‘95 Smile, Talk, Chew Tune: Here We Go Round the Mulberry Bush Note: Children can use their hands and face to act out the motions of this song!) This is the way we use our mouths, Use our mouths, use our mouths, This is the way we use our mouths, Smile, smile, smile. This is the way we use our mouths, Use our mouths, use our mouths, This is the way we use our mouths, Talk, talk, talk. This is the way we use our mouths, Use our mouths, use our mouths, This is the way we use our mouths, Chew, chew, chew. These are the ways we use our mouths, Use our mouths, use our mouths, These are the ways we use our mouths. Smile, Talk, Chew This is the way I Brush my Teeth Tune: Here We Go Round the Mulberry Bush This is the way I brush my teeth, Brush my teeth, brush my teeth, This is the way I brush my teeth, I brush them back and forth. A wiggle jiggle, back and forth, Back and forth, back and forth This is the way I brush my teeth, I brush them back and forth. Sparkle, Sparkle, Little Teeth Tune: Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star Sparkle, sparkle little teeth Up and above and underneath In my mouth so clean and white Cause I brush them morn and night Sparkle, sparkle little teeth Up and above and underneath. A Toothbrush is a Useful Thing Tune: Yankee Doodle Dandy A toothbrush is a useful thing, We always have ours handy, I shake it out and hang it up And keep it spic and spandy. Put Your Toothbrush In Tune: Hokey Pokey You put your toothbrush in. You put your toothbrush out. You put your toothbrush in, And you shake it all about, Chorus: You do the Wiggle Jiggle, And you turn yourself around. That’s what it’s all about. You show your clean white teeth. You put your best smile on. You show your clean white teeth, Cause your cavities are gone. Chorus: You do the Wiggle Jiggle, And you turn yourself around. That’s what it’s all about. Happy Teeth Tune: Row, Row, Row Your Boat Brush, brush, brush, your teeth, And they’ll be nice and white. Brush front and back and in between Your teeth will look just right. Brush, brush, brush your teeth, And they’ll be nice and white. Mom Dad will floss your teeth Every single night. Brush, brush, brush your teeth, And they’ll be nice and white. Stay away from candy and pop Your teeth will be tip-top. Are You Eating Health Foods? Tune: Frere Jacques Are you eating, are you eating Healthy foods, healthy foods Foods like Andy Apple And Polly Wolly Popcorn, Are yummy for your tummy Yummy for your tummy. Are you eating, are you eating Healthy foods, healthy foods Foods like Cathy Carrot, And Paula Pumpkin Pie, Are good for your eyes, Good for your eyes. Are you eating, are you eating Healthy foods, healthy foods Foods like Chester Cheese and Crackers With a glass of Millie Milk, For strong teeth and bones, Strong teeth and bones. Are you eating, are you eating Healthy foods, healthy foods A glass of Oscar Orange Juice Or maybe Bruno Broccoli, And your boo-boos fade away, Your boo-boos fade away. Are you eating, are you eating Healthy foods, healthy foods Try Peter Peanut Butter Spread on Sally Celery, And you’ll grow big and strong, You’ll grow big and strong. Mary had a New Toothbrush Tune: Mary Had a Little Lamb Mary has a new toothbrush, Anew toothbrush, a new toothbrush. Mary had a new toothbrush, She brushed the germs away. She brushed or rinsed right after she ate, Right after she ate, right after she ate. She brushed or rinsed right after she ate, to help prevent decay. Fruits or vegetables were her snacks, Were her snacks, were her snacks Fruits or vegetables were her snacks, She pushed junk food away. She ate 3 balanced meals each day Meals each day, meals each day. She ate 3 balanced meals each day, She’s strong in every way. I’ve Just Visited the Dentist Tune: I’ve Been Working on the Railroad I’ve been brushing on my teeth Every night and day. I’ve been brushing on my teeth Just to keep the germs away. Don’t you hear the dentist saying? Brush each tooth so well. Don’t you hear the dentist saying? I can always tell. I’ve just visited the dentist To keep my teeth healthy. I’ve just visited the dentist And this is what he said to me. Brush your teeth every day To keep them sparkling clean. Brush your teeth with fluoride toothpaste To keep them he-al-thy.
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11.28.2008, 06:36 PM | #4 |
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"The Dream Of Evan And Chan" ?
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11.28.2008, 07:33 PM | #5 |
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Every nerve pumping hard through me Every thought rushes at full speed This false smile grates through babyteeth (I'm a teethgrinder) Teethgrinder (In my sleep I grind my teeth) (I'm a teethgrinder) Teethgrinder (In my sleep I grind my teeth) Think to win and I'm up on it I can't lose, I've got nothing to Try me now, I'll try anything This is me, this is what I feel (I'm a teethgrinder) Teethgrinder (In my sleep I grind my teeth) (I'm a teethgrinder) Teethgrinder (In my sleep I grind my teeth) (Losing his mind and he feels it going) (Losing his mind) (Losing his mind and he feels it going) (Losing his mind) (Losing his mind) (I'm a teethgrinder) Teethgrinder (In my sleep I grind my teeth) (I'm a teethgrinder) Teethgrinder (In my sleep I grind my teeth) (I'm a teethgrinder, in my sleep I grind my teeth) the last ever real good therapy? song |
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11.28.2008, 07:35 PM | #6 |
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11.28.2008, 08:47 PM | #7 |
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I've Got A Fang by TMBG
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11.28.2008, 09:26 PM | #8 |
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what's that one hygenie song by del the funky homosapien? it goes like "its important to practice good hygenie, especially if you wanna run with my team" ? also the "sonic tooth" line comes to mind.
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11.28.2008, 09:33 PM | #9 |
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Neil Young, 'Keep on Flossing in the Free World'
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11.30.2008, 03:34 AM | #13 |
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metallica - anesthesia (pulling teeth)
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11.30.2008, 06:09 PM | #17 |
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" Be a Dentist " from Little Shop of Horrors http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqNKwJjYSa0 Sang it in my 6th grade lipsynching contest and got my teacher in a LOAD of trouble
[ORIN] When I was younger, just a bad little kid My mama noticed funny things I did Like shooting puppies with a B.B. gun I'd poison guppies and when I was done I'd find a pussycat and bash in its head That's when my mama said [CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON] What did she say? [ORIN] She said, "My boy, I think someday You'll find a way to make your natural tendencies pay You'll be a dentist You have a talent for causing things pain Son, be a dentist People will pay you to be inhumane Your temperament's wrong for the priesthood And teaching would suit you still less Son, be a dentist You'll be a success [CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON] Here he is, folks the leader of the plaque! Watch him suck up that gas! Oh, my god! He's a dentist and he'll never ever be any good Who wants their teeth done by the Marquis de Sade? Oh that hurts! I'm not numb! [ORIN] Oh, shut up. Open wide. here I come! I am your dentist [CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON] Goodness gracious! [ORIN] And I enjoy the career that I picked I am your dentist [CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON] Fitting braces [ORIN] And I get off on the pain I inflict When I start extracting those molars You girls will be screaming like holy rollers [CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON] Dentist! [ORIN] And though it may cause my patients distress Somewhere in heaven above me, I know that my mama's proud of me 'Cause I'm a dentist- and a success Say ah! Now spit. |
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