Bums Say The Funniest Things

Rob Instigator · 09.16.2009, 11:39 AM

Bum quote of the day - "Hey, Guy. Im just tryin to get a haircut today. . . "

This was as I was paying for parking this morning coming to work.

a haircut? come on!

floatingslowly · 09.16.2009, 11:52 AM

that's why I always carry scissors with me at all times.

"there ya go, bub. that'll be $5. cheapest haircut on the block!"

notyourfiend · 09.16.2009, 11:55 AM

Bums sometimes say the saddest things.

I tend to try to give all homeless people the benefit of the doubt.

Rob Instigator · 09.16.2009, 11:58 AM

so do I, and I appreciate honesty as well, but fuck a haircut. If you ask me for a $1 to get a miller high life 16oz I will gladly help

notyourfiend · 09.16.2009, 11:59 AM

I've never had a bum ask me for $$$ for a haircut.

Then again though, I understand that if a bum is going to get a job, they need money to be able to clean up their appearance.

terriblecanyons · 09.16.2009, 12:00 PM

I don't get any sort of real conversation with bums. I just get "HAY GRL U SO PRETY, GIMME A DOLLAR PLZ." It's like, you called me pretty, shouldn't I be the one getting a dollar? Jus' sayin'.

floatingslowly · 09.16.2009, 12:08 PM

why they gotta be BUMS?

maybe they've just been laid off from Wal*Mart or as roadie for NOFX.

"bum" insinuates that they just want to sit on their ass all day.

lol trolling bumlords.

Rob Instigator · 09.16.2009, 12:15 PM

I know most of the homeless around downtown. This guy was new. a roving BUM. dirty but with decent clothes.\
and about 30 yrs old.

static-harmony · 09.16.2009, 12:20 PM

America has failed it's poor people.

Rob Instigator · 09.16.2009, 12:23 PM

shit, america has failed it's poor, it's working class,a nd now it is fucking assraping the middle class.

Rob Instigator · 09.16.2009, 12:24 PM

and you can believe the middle class will squirt un-felched semen out their buttholes.

static-harmony · 09.16.2009, 12:26 PM

I find it funny, how all of a sudden it hits Middle-Class people and we have to get worried. I say fuck that.

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 09.16.2009, 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

so do I, and I appreciate honesty as well, but fuck a haircut. If you ask me for a $1 to get a miller high life 16oz I will gladly help

I always keep ones in my pocket for the less-fortunate. and hey, if the dude wants a beer more power to him! if you are sleeping on the streets with no resources, no options, no hope, what else IS THERE to spend two or three bucks on but some brews or if you come up on a few more bucks some crack? I mean hey, we ALL need to get high

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 09.16.2009, 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

why they gotta be BUMS?

maybe they've just been laid off from Wal*Mart or as roadie for NOFX.

"bum" insinuates that they just want to sit on their ass all day.

lol trolling bumlords.

true but without a legal residence or a phone you can not get a job to get back on yr feet and you inevitably find yourself doing NOTHING all day and are about NOTHING. When I was volunteering on skid row I discovered that the thousands of people there were all about doing one thing with their lives, a unanimous sentiment of "nothing"

ahh.. the row, a bunch of mofos 'bout nothin, but there is a lot of fun and even wisdom there too.. I enjoyed working there surprisingly..

being homeless breeds apathy and hopelessness.

then of course when you are homeless YOUR VERY LIFE is a crime to the system.. they just keep arresting you so that you have to move around, but where to go?

I bet these assholes in blue are proud of their job. fucking nazis!

In reality, with nearly 170,000 homeless people in Los Angeles (and that is a HEADCOUNT, not an estimate

) skid row is no different a problem than the favellas or Rio or Nairobi

notyourfiend · 09.16.2009, 01:43 PM

^ exactly.

and you already have been an offender, it's very difficult to get a job that will get you off the streets.

and yes, to apply for jobs/submit a security deposit/pass a credit check etc. you need a certain amount of resources

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 09.16.2009, 01:51 PM

In america life itself is crime and an offense to the shitstem.. WE ARE ALL ONE DAY AWAY FROM THE SAME PERSECUTION.

what happens if you lose your job tomorrow?

Rob Instigator · 09.16.2009, 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by static-harmony

I find it funny, how all of a sudden it hits Middle-Class people and we have to get worried. I say fuck that.

there USED to be more middle class people in the USA than poor ansd rich combined. No more.

09.16.2009, 11:39 AM	#1
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,976	Bum quote of the day - "Hey, Guy. Im just tryin to get a haircut today. . . " This was as I was paying for parking this morning coming to work. a haircut? come on! __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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09.16.2009, 11:52 AM	#2
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	that's why I always carry scissors with me at all times. "there ya go, bub. that'll be $5. cheapest haircut on the block!"
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09.16.2009, 11:55 AM	#3
notyourfiend expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: baltimore, murderland by way of new york city Posts: 1,454	Bums sometimes say the saddest things. I tend to try to give all homeless people the benefit of the doubt. __________________
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09.16.2009, 11:58 AM	#4
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,976	so do I, and I appreciate honesty as well, but fuck a haircut. If you ask me for a $1 to get a miller high life 16oz I will gladly help __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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09.16.2009, 11:59 AM	#5
notyourfiend expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: baltimore, murderland by way of new york city Posts: 1,454	I've never had a bum ask me for $$$ for a haircut. Then again though, I understand that if a bum is going to get a job, they need money to be able to clean up their appearance. __________________
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09.16.2009, 12:00 PM	#6
terriblecanyons invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors Posts: 5,949	I don't get any sort of real conversation with bums. I just get "HAY GRL U SO PRETY, GIMME A DOLLAR PLZ." It's like, you called me pretty, shouldn't I be the one getting a dollar? Jus' sayin'.
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09.16.2009, 12:08 PM	#7
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	why they gotta be BUMS? maybe they've just been laid off from Wal*Mart or as roadie for NOFX. "bum" insinuates that they just want to sit on their ass all day. lol trolling bumlords.
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09.16.2009, 12:15 PM	#8
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,976	I know most of the homeless around downtown. This guy was new. a roving BUM. dirty but with decent clothes.\ and about 30 yrs old. __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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09.16.2009, 12:20 PM	#9
static-harmony invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: outside L.A Posts: 5,156	America has failed it's poor people. __________________
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09.16.2009, 12:23 PM	#10
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,976	shit, america has failed it's poor, it's working class,a nd now it is fucking assraping the middle class. __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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09.16.2009, 12:24 PM	#11
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,976	and you can believe the middle class will squirt un-felched semen out their buttholes. __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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09.16.2009, 12:26 PM	#12
static-harmony invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: outside L.A Posts: 5,156	I find it funny, how all of a sudden it hits Middle-Class people and we have to get worried. I say fuck that. __________________
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09.16.2009, 01:43 PM	#15
notyourfiend expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: baltimore, murderland by way of new york city Posts: 1,454	^ exactly. and you already have been an offender, it's very difficult to get a job that will get you off the streets. and yes, to apply for jobs/submit a security deposit/pass a credit check etc. you need a certain amount of resources __________________
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09.16.2009, 01:51 PM	#16
SuchFriendsAreDangerous invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: fucking Los Angeles Posts: 14,801	In america life itself is crime and an offense to the shitstem.. WE ARE ALL ONE DAY AWAY FROM THE SAME PERSECUTION. what happens if you lose your job tomorrow? __________________ Today Rap music is the Lakers
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