06.10.2009, 02:43 PM | #1 |
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Utter shit movies, but they're entertaining because of that.
I've seen: Carnage Road: The Legend of Quiltface Blood Sisters Camp Blood 2 Hell's Highway Terror Toons Freaking demented movies, especially the last two. |
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06.10.2009, 02:49 PM | #2 |
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Terror Toons is hilarious. I just sold my copy of it for $1 about 6 months ago. That porn star chick in it (the sister of the main character) is hot. It gets too silly at the end. That director sucks. What's his name? Joe Castro? Jackhammer Massacre sucks.. it also has a hot porn star in it. Rachel Rotten! I watched Terror Toons 2 online a few months back. No comment on that one.
Haven't watched any of these films in forever, but I did of course enjoy the Traces of Death series for what they are. Blood Sisters I couldn't make it though. There's a film they released called SUPER HELL that I found pretty interesting. I'm a big fan of no-budget cinema but I guess I just haven't really been interested enough in this company to watch more. I'm more of a shock-o-rama guy when it comes to cheesy no budget shit (and Troma, of course, who are actually really underrated -- they've put out some total gems that have nothing to do with tits or sleaze). OH! Totally forgot about Camp Blood 1 and 2 and Hell's Highway. Got those at Family Video for $1 each a few years back and can barely remember them except that Hell's Highway was fucking WEIRD. Again, I sold all those a while back. Been trying to get my collection down to just the essentials as of late. (less shit to move, when I move.. if I move) Have probably sold 400 movies in the past year... |
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06.10.2009, 03:01 PM | #3 |
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My 2 pence:
Killer Klowns From Outer Space - complete and utter drivel of the worst order. The sort of thing that retards who find Troma garbage too challenging are into. Burial Ground - Andrea Bianchi couldn't direct traffic up a one-day street, let alone this film. However, it's redeemed by the appearance of Maria Giodarno (correct spelling?) and that hideous dwarf creature, not to mention laughing inept splatter scenes. Giallo in Venzia - Utter, utter, utter prickery, and BORING. Fantom Kiler - Trevor Barley should be tarred, feathered and forced to run up and down Kingsland Road for inflicting this pathetic excuse for a porno-giallo on the great unwashed. Mister Integrity indeed Plan 9 From Outer Space - Pure uncut genius, nuf sed.
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06.10.2009, 03:19 PM | #4 |
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bad taste, peter jacksons first effort and its not that bad especially considering it took three years to make and he did all the special effects himself.
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06.10.2009, 03:20 PM | #5 |
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Plan 9 is a great movie. Not a Brain Damage film (Brain Damage films is a film production company), but both are MST3K worthy.
AtSonicPark- I saw Jackhammer Massacre as well! That was a piece of garbage as well. While not Brain Damage films, have you seen Silent Night, Deadly Night? The sequel is freaking hilarious. I was in a hardcore punk band called Büt Cake that did a song called Garbage Day which was inspired by this scene: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xh7junyB2o You have to see Blood Sisters. It's about a sorority of vampire chicks that bite dudes, and then when the dude gets bitten, he starts hallucinating that they are stripping. Then after that ends, they bite him some more. |
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I've yet to see Bad Taste, but I love Braindead / Dead Alive |
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06.10.2009, 03:50 PM | #7 |
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Bad Taste is a masteriece. I went to a midnight showing of it once. 3 years? I thought it took him 5! If anyone wants it, it's available for free on archive.org.
And yeah I have Silent Night Deadly Night. The second one is great. Just the best clips from the first one, mixed with some other ridiculous death scenes.. |
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I hate the 2nd Silent Night. I've tried to watch it like every winter. But the first one is so incredible. Linnea topless + antlers = awesome.
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06.10.2009, 10:39 PM | #9 |
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Leprechaun in the Hood is a masterpiece of horribleness, featuring Ice-T & Coolio no less!
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