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If you need Oprah to tell you how to have a healthy relationship, you've got some pretty big problems.
Here's Spectraljulian's relationship tips: You don't have a soulmate. No matter who you date, there is most likely someone better who you could be going out with. Will you necessarily meet a person better than who you are with? Maybe. maybe not. Think of your odds. If he's a slobbering nincompoop then yeah. But maybe you're a horrible bitch and you deserve a slobbering nincompoop. Don't have low expectations, but don't have high ones either. Have realistic expectations. If you treat your partners well, the higher you can realistically set your expectations. I see hot girls with average looking guys all the time. Because some of those average looking guys are a lot nicer than good looking pricks. It works the other way too. If you want to get married you're gonna have to settle for less in some area. |
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I always get this nagging sensation that Oprah really hates white people....
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![]() oprahs a bitch see this dude is so pissed hes bout to attack her
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she's the richest woman alive, giving a few cars as a publicity stunt to some audience members. big fucking whoop. bill gates donates millions of dollars a year to charity, what's the difference? do people really NEED to be billionaires? (I'm not so sure people need to be millionaires even)
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Bill Gates should give everyone in the world a dollar.
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somehow i don't foresee you making billions from this sort of foggy advice. a nickel here and there sure. you might even get a free beer. ![]() |
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She should be honored for her celebrity status in honorable charities. But I think Angelina does a better job.
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I like her, she's a winner.
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My advice is much more specific when people have specific problems, although the best advice to give someone is to "give yourself your own advice, and do what you'd tell someone in your situation to do." My specific advice usually comes when me and the advice seeker are drinking. I yell "fuck 'em" really loud. Not literally advising the person to fuck said person, but more to let them "fuck off" if said person is causing them grief. |
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cmon julian, if you applied the same cursory "analysis" to your own advice that you applied to oprah's likely out of context quotations, you would not fare better than she did. you know it... confess...! ![]() |
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I confess, I confess!
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I prefer what Mae West had to say:
WARNING! Mae West could be a bit rude. Explicit content coming up.
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That's a bit too rude for SY Gossip.
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although they're wonderful quotes Im not sure how much worth they hold since oprah is unhappy and has a lot of intimacy issues.
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