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Well I had one girlfriend who was the most... I dunno. She wanted to be slapped, fucked in the ass, punched, spit on, strangled, etc. You know, I didn't mind doing some of that, but when we're messing around and she says "PUNCH ME IN THE FACE AS HARD AS YOU CAN, DRAW SOME BLOOD." I got really creeped out.
Anyway, these lyrics are so badass: Limp Bizkit - Hot Dog Ladies and Gentlemen, introducing, the chocolate starfish, and the hot-dog flavored water, Bring it on, Get the fuck up, Check, 1, 2 Listen up, Listen up, Here we go, It's a fucked up world, what a fucked up place, Everybody's judged by their fucked up face, Fucked up dreams, fucked up life, Fucked up kid, with a fucked up knife, Fucked up moms, and fucked up dads, Thats a fucked up cop, with a fucked up badge, Fucked up job, with fucked up pay, Fucked up boss, is a fucked up day, Fucked up breast, fucked up lies, All my niggas, in the biggest, got the facs of life Hey, everybody knows this song (x2) Ain't it a shame that you can't say fuck, Fucks just a word and it's all fucked up, Like a fucked up punk, with a fucked up mouth, Nine inch nails'll get knock the fuck out, Fucked up AIDS, from fucked up sex, Fake ass titties on her fucked up chest, We're all fucked up, so whatcha wanna do, Well fucked up me and a fucked up you (chorus) You wanna fuck me like an animal, You like to burn me on the inside, You like to think that I'm a perfect drug, Just know that nothin you do, will bring you closer to me, Aint life a bitch, a fucked up bitch, A fucked up sword with a fucked up stitch, A fucked up head, is a fucked up shame, Swingin on my nuts is a fucked up game, Jealousy fillin up my fucked up mind, its all fucked up like a fucked up crime, If I say fuck two more times, Thats 46 fucks in this fucked up rhyme, Hey, everybody knows this song (x2) chorus (karate scream) listen up baby, You can't bring me down, I don't think so, and also You better check yourself, before you wreck yourself, Kiss my starfish, my, chocolate starfish, PUNK Kiss my starfish, my, chocolate starfish, |
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Okay. Even Fred Durst would agree you're taking this too far.
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They're just fucking hilarious!
But no more Limp Bizkit. I'm sorry. Just doin it all for the nookie. The nookie. Come on. Okay, back to Be Your Own Pet. Any ass pics of that chick people pretend is hot? Ah, this is boring, back to cats: ![]() |
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![]() ![]() can't really find any ass pics
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![]() Pretty sure that's hers. |
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holy fuck! thurston's been hitting THAT ass?
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At least in those pictures, her face looks like ass. |
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Right on Danny, Im happy for you. They look like they'd be fun to party with.
![]() The first time I saw them Jemina was out of control. Love this spit shot I got. ![]() They set up in the middle of the venue floor instead of onstage and everyone just danced with them the entire show. Good times. ![]()
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Woah wait. Is that at the Glasshouse? I was there. Standing like right where the last picture was taken.
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where is that, i've been there....i think....
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Hee.
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Hey, leave em alone. They might be the one band I could probably beat up every member of. And now they've split up.
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demon and jemima
sitting in a tree F-U-C-K-I-N-G
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First comes sex
Then comes marriage Then comes a demon in a doom-metal carriage |
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