How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg?

evollove · 12.08.2006, 04:12 PM

Pick it up and suck it off.

Inhuman · 12.08.2006, 04:14 PM

hahha, nice one, nice one! Repped

sonikold · 12.08.2006, 05:27 PM

i was gonna say kick it in the balls, but i guess if you're into that sort of thing, go for it.

HaydenAsche · 12.08.2006, 06:26 PM

I hope you rot in hell.

EMMAh · 12.08.2006, 06:30 PM

Dogs are fucking weird. My friend's dog always tries to hump my leg, then when I kick it off it gets all mad and attacks me. This is a dog I call Lucifer by the way ahhaah.

ALIEN ANAL · 12.08.2006, 09:31 PM

haha we use to play this game...well it was only a yr or so back, were we all stand on the BBQ and the dog is on heat, and someone has to jump down and go get something, but the dog will go after you and start humping. Its legs would wrap around you so tight you felt like you were doomed.

And another time, we got my friends dog to hump my friend curled in a ball to the music of that chick who sang the milkshake song..but her second release

Tokolosh · 12.08.2006, 09:33 PM

Show it your teeth, and if that doesn't help... kick it in the nuts.

nature scene · 12.09.2006, 02:58 AM

Think about flowers until he's done. Then go cry.

fishmonkey · 12.09.2006, 05:25 AM

wank it off.

king_buzzo · 12.09.2006, 05:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fishmonkey

wank it off.

or yourself

ALIEN ANAL · 12.09.2006, 01:39 PM

or bananans hahahmagein that

12.08.2006, 04:12 PM	#1
evollove invito al cielo Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 2,879	Pick it up and suck it off.
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Inhuman invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Montreal Posts: 5,807	hahha, nice one, nice one! Repped __________________ Inhuman no longer dwells on here. http://about.me/robinbastien
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12.08.2006, 05:27 PM	#3
sonikold children of satan Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: helltown, ohio Posts: 303	i was gonna say kick it in the balls, but i guess if you're into that sort of thing, go for it. __________________ >>>Thrustin' More<<<
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12.08.2006, 06:26 PM	#4
HaydenAsche invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 10,755	I hope you rot in hell. __________________ rip
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12.08.2006, 06:30 PM	#5
EMMAh invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 5,433	Dogs are fucking weird. My friend's dog always tries to hump my leg, then when I kick it off it gets all mad and attacks me. This is a dog I call Lucifer by the way ahhaah. __________________
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12.08.2006, 09:31 PM	#6
ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	haha we use to play this game...well it was only a yr or so back, were we all stand on the BBQ and the dog is on heat, and someone has to jump down and go get something, but the dog will go after you and start humping. Its legs would wrap around you so tight you felt like you were doomed. And another time, we got my friends dog to hump my friend curled in a ball to the music of that chick who sang the milkshake song..but her second release __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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12.08.2006, 09:33 PM	#7
Tokolosh invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Plaza de Toros Posts: 6,731	Show it your teeth, and if that doesn't help... kick it in the nuts. __________________ Anything you can /imagine is real
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nature scene 100% Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: da souf Posts: 671	Think about flowers until he's done. Then go cry.
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fishmonkey invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Ireland Posts: 2,670	wank it off. __________________ "Pescescimmia ha grandi bulbi oculari blu, ognuno attaccato su un lato della sua testa, in modo tale da risucire a guardare indietro senza girare la sua testa pesciosa"
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12.09.2006, 01:39 PM	#11
ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	or bananans hahahmagein that __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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