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it's there somewhere yeah, not sure in what order. i didn't like that movie much-- it was like "the oprah of fucking" |
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That reminds me of the (false) rumor that Marilyn Manson removed his lower set of ribs to be able to "self fellatiate". I bet your friend never leaves the house! |
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if you had asked "what can you not do" i'd have a better list
such as: swim drive ride a bike
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You forgot 'stop whinging like a broken cat'.
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i thought i'd say things people do not know.
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take more narcotics at one time than anyone else I know
break hearts hold in a hit a weed until it dissapates into air hold out the highest note on the clarinet for 30 seconds when i worked at burger king i could make a whopper in 5 seconds deal with my insane boss 5 days a week but i love her
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Haha, well I don't know about that. He can't fit the whole sausage in his mouth, just a little the tip I think.. but seriously, I don't want to know more me either, hahaha ![]() |
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I can do nothing longer than anyone.
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fun to do but pointless. your body takes what it can within the first 2 seconds or so. |
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There are plenty of things i cannot do that most people can
I cant swim I cant drive I cant get a grasp on playing guitar I cant find humour in national stereotypes (unless its the kind of humour that relies on the assumptions being funny in their own right, in which case i often titter) I cant enjoy Dinosaur Jr
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Then we're two. I never managed to fix that shit.. I guess im to lazy. I think i will start taking lessions again, ofcourse in private since those classes are so f*n expensive and then just do a drive-up test... ![]() |
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if theres one thing i can do that noone else can its accurately portraying my own shortcomings
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your mistaken, its the girl who cant cum. anyway, i can burp the alphabet in less than two minutes.
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I've developed a game called "smell this"". currently, I'm ahead by about 25 points (her having refused several demands at smelling); irregardless, each time we walk by the make-up store, she encourages me to smell it (with a shove towards the door).
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At least you can ride a bike? At least I can play guitar.
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i will do my best but it really doesnt sound pretty!
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