Are you man enough? - Page 2

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 12.06.2007, 05:08 PM

after serious consideration, i've come to the conclusion that if i ever JO with another dude, it'd be this dude.

✌➬ · 12.06.2007, 05:10 PM

I guess I am out.

Rob Instigator · 12.06.2007, 05:19 PM

tyoooo fucking funny!!!!

avantgarde1 · 12.06.2007, 05:41 PM

what the hell is a JO?

✌➬ · 12.06.2007, 05:42 PM

Jack Off.

Savage Clone · 12.06.2007, 05:43 PM

No Gay Stuff!

Except mutual handjobs, but even then it has to be inside of a FUCKING TORNADO.

And you better be smooth down there.

But no gay stuff.

✌➬ · 12.06.2007, 05:44 PM

Why don't you have videos of your band on youtube?

Savage Clone · 12.06.2007, 05:46 PM

I tried once, but it turned out too dark.

And we are hard to film, since we only play outdoors during a tornado.

avantgarde1 · 12.06.2007, 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ✌➬

Jack Off.

ahhhhhhhhhh... i probably should've known that huh.

✌➬ · 12.06.2007, 05:47 PM

Where you tied down with a belt?

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 12.06.2007, 06:23 PM

i'm too lazy to jo right now

val-holla-ing · 12.06.2007, 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cryptowonderdruginvogue

after serious consideration, i've come to the conclusion that if i ever JO with another dude, it'd be this dude.

could you make sure for me that you use a copious amount of either ck1 or axe body spray to keep things flowing right?

thanks, bro.

floatingslowly · 12.06.2007, 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cryptowonderdruginvogue

after serious consideration, i've come to the conclusion that if i ever JO with another dude, it'd be this dude.

I bring you the first solid gold hit "JO in a 'Nado" by MC Flavor-Aid and the Hypnogognic Drones:

clean shaven manscape
this ain't Kansas anymore
it's motherfuckin' H-Town,
Crypto's lookin' to score

his first...

JO in a 'nado
straight dude gay stuff
helen hunt / man mayo

dangerous impossible
belted to the pipes
when the vortex passes over
they won't need those wipes

cuz it's a...

JO in a 'nado
straight dude gay stuff
discreet buds / doin' yeyo

it's vacuum cleaner loving
like you see on TV
found it on craigslist
so he just had to see

his first...

JO in a 'nado
straight dude gay stuff
hairy chest / wonderdruginpedro

PS: I expect studio time CHEAP.

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 12.07.2007, 05:36 AM

i'm watching twister and i just JO'ed

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 12.07.2007, 05:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

I bring you the first solid gold hit "JO in a 'Nado" by MC Flavor-Aid and the Hypnogognic Drones:

clean shaven manscape
this ain't Kansas anymore
it's motherfuckin' H-Town,
Crypto's lookin' to score

his first...

JO in a 'nado
straight dude gay stuff
helen hunt / man mayo

dangerous impossible
belted to the pipes
when the vortex passes over
they won't need those wipes

cuz it's a...

JO in a 'nado
straight dude gay stuff
discreet buds / doin' yeyo

it's vacuum cleaner loving
like you see on TV
found it on craigslist
so he just had to see

his first...

JO in a 'nado
straight dude gay stuff
hairy chest / wonderdruginpedro

PS: I expect studio time CHEAP.

damn, i could totally see myself JOing to this

Let's make this happen
When can you get in the studio?

floatingslowly · 12.07.2007, 08:44 AM

I'll have to speak with my agent first.

I may already have a gig to record at Electric Lady Studios, but that's only if they can meet my demands.

there's also talk of a sweedish death metal remix featuring sonic youth and the fall.

I'll keep you posted.

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 12.07.2007, 02:36 PM

right, right
let me know

girlgun · 12.07.2007, 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

I bring you the first solid gold hit "JO in a 'Nado" by MC Flavor-Aid and the Hypnogognic Drones:

clean shaven manscape
this ain't Kansas anymore
it's motherfuckin' H-Town,
Crypto's lookin' to score

his first...

JO in a 'nado
straight dude gay stuff
helen hunt / man mayo

dangerous impossible
belted to the pipes
when the vortex passes over
they won't need those wipes

cuz it's a...

JO in a 'nado
straight dude gay stuff
discreet buds / doin' yeyo

it's vacuum cleaner loving
like you see on TV
found it on craigslist
so he just had to see

his first...

JO in a 'nado
straight dude gay stuff
hairy chest / wonderdruginpedro

PS: I expect studio time CHEAP.

ahhh ha.

12.06.2007, 05:08 PM	#21
cryptowonderdruginvogue invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: the party Posts: 10,281	after serious consideration, i've come to the conclusion that if i ever JO with another dude, it'd be this dude.
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12.06.2007, 05:10 PM	#22
✌➬ invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: ιλ Posts: 5,754	I guess I am out.
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12.06.2007, 05:19 PM	#23
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,975	tyoooo fucking funny!!!! __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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12.06.2007, 05:41 PM	#24
avantgarde1 the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 968	what the hell is a JO? __________________ aka ZEROpumpkins
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12.06.2007, 05:42 PM	#25
✌➬ invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: ιλ Posts: 5,754	Jack Off.
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12.06.2007, 05:43 PM	#26
Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,290	No Gay Stuff! Except mutual handjobs, but even then it has to be inside of a FUCKING TORNADO. And you better be smooth down there. But no gay stuff.
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12.06.2007, 05:44 PM	#27
✌➬ invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: ιλ Posts: 5,754	Why don't you have videos of your band on youtube?
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12.06.2007, 05:46 PM	#28
Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,290	I tried once, but it turned out too dark. And we are hard to film, since we only play outdoors during a tornado.
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12.06.2007, 05:47 PM	#30
✌➬ invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: ιλ Posts: 5,754	Where you tied down with a belt?
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12.06.2007, 06:23 PM	#31
cryptowonderdruginvogue invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: the party Posts: 10,281	i'm too lazy to jo right now
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12.07.2007, 05:36 AM	#34
cryptowonderdruginvogue invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: the party Posts: 10,281	i'm watching twister and i just JO'ed
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12.07.2007, 08:44 AM	#36
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	I'll have to speak with my agent first. I may already have a gig to record at Electric Lady Studios, but that's only if they can meet my demands. there's also talk of a sweedish death metal remix featuring sonic youth and the fall. I'll keep you posted.
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12.07.2007, 02:36 PM	#37
cryptowonderdruginvogue invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: the party Posts: 10,281	right, right let me know
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