i would be an awesome politician... - Page 2

girlgun · 08.29.2008, 05:41 PM

more pictures dave!

gawd. you're keeping me away from public office by contributing to my shady-ness.

davenotdead · 08.29.2008, 05:43 PM

can i be your secretary/intern?

!@#$%! · 08.29.2008, 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by girlgun

you don't wanna see her nekkid. she's an 85 pound bulemic.

eW

but i wouldnt mind you + your injun pillow fight action

remember me when you're drunk!

girlgun · 08.29.2008, 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by davenotdead

can i be your secretary/intern?

yes. i need one. wear something sexy.

symbol guy: injun is preggers. still interested?

davenotdead · 08.29.2008, 05:49 PM

so, our office is clothes-optional right? or is that only on friday?

girlgun · 08.29.2008, 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by davenotdead

so, our office is clothes-optional right? or is that only on friday?

actually... it's alwaysnude. i hope that's not a problem.

davenotdead · 08.29.2008, 05:58 PM

thats fine by me. we will never want to leave the orif, er office. jacuzzi and mini-bar as well?

girlgun · 08.29.2008, 06:03 PM

i don't have a mini-bar... i have a crazyhuge-bar.

i don't even need to pay you. working for me is payment enough.

davenotdead · 08.29.2008, 06:09 PM

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Originally Posted by girlgun

i don't have a mini-bar... i have a crazyhuge-bar.

i don't even need to pay you. working for me is payment enough.

yes
and
yes

!@#$%! · 08.29.2008, 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by girlgun

symbol guy: injun is preggers. still interested?

am i the father?

preggers sex is even yummier.

*cough*

i mean, pregnant women are beautiful!

girlgun · 08.29.2008, 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by davenotdead

yes
and
yes

you get a raise! 0+0 = BIG RAISE!

how did i know you'd be down with the preggers injun, symbol guy?

davenotdead · 08.29.2008, 06:16 PM

what if i get 'excited' doing paperwork one day... what's the policy? do i let the flag fly?

girlgun · 08.29.2008, 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by davenotdead

what if i get 'excited' doing paperwork one day... what's the policy? do i let the flag fly?

does paperwork usually get you excited?

floatingslowly wants to know if it makes a difference to you if he's in charge of the shredder.

(i think it shouldn't make a difference)

!@#$%! · 08.29.2008, 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by girlgun

how did i know you'd be down with the preggers injun, symbol guy?

i don't know but it doesn't take majicks to figure out what gives me a horn

anyway i am out to my own local debaucheries, please REMEMBER ME WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK and TAKE SOME HOT PICTURES (no skeletors please).

CLEAVAGE POWER!!!

Cantankerous · 08.29.2008, 06:30 PM

can i be your uh...presidential party planner?

HECKLER SPRAY · 08.29.2008, 06:59 PM

HECKLER SPRAY · 08.29.2008, 07:03 PM

I give you this book to learn how to win an election :

08.29.2008, 08:49 PM

Please come forward. I'm very happy to corrupt the votes and make you win elections that don't exist.

MellySingsDoom · 08.29.2008, 08:55 PM

Can we have a girlgunkegmamacantankersterriblecanyonsemmahboyhow dyetc political party?

davenotdead · 08.29.2008, 09:08 PM

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Originally Posted by girlgun

does paperwork usually get you excited?

floatingslowly wants to know if it makes a difference to you if he's in charge of the shredder.

(i think it shouldn't make a difference)

it depends... sometimes big words or legal terms do the trick... or if i get paper-cut and blood drips onto my cock, then that might excite me and everyone else.

i don't shred, i burn, so thats fine by me.

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girlgun invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 2,906	more pictures dave! gawd. you're keeping me away from public office by contributing to my shady-ness.
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davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	thats fine by me. we will never want to leave the orif, er office. jacuzzi and mini-bar as well? __________________
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girlgun invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 2,906	i don't have a mini-bar... i have a crazyhuge-bar. i don't even need to pay you. working for me is payment enough.
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davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	what if i get 'excited' doing paperwork one day... what's the policy? do i let the flag fly? __________________
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HECKLER SPRAY invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Near Paris, France Posts: 3,762	I give you this book to learn how to win an election : __________________
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08.29.2008, 08:49 PM	#38
sarramkrop Posts: n/a	Please come forward. I'm very happy to corrupt the votes and make you win elections that don't exist.
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MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	Can we have a girlgunkegmamacantankersterriblecanyonsemmahboyhow dyetc political party? __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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