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Mine is still the part of Raising Arizona where one of the the robbers asks the old man behind the counter..."Do these balloons blow up into funny shapes?" and the old man replies..."Not unless you think round is funny"...LMFAO!!! The Cohen Bros. rule.
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SPENGLER
I think he's saying that since we're about to be sacrificed anyway, we get to choose the form we want him to take. STANTZ You mean if I stand here and concentrate on the image of Roberto Clemente, Gozer will appear as Roberto Clemente and wipe us out? SPENGLER That appears to be the case. VENKMAN (quickly) Don't think of anything yet. Clear your minds. We only get one crack at this. GOZER The choice is made. The Traveller has come. VENKMAN (in a panic) We didn't choose anything! (to the others) I didn't think of an image, did you? SPENGLER No. They look at Winston. WINSTON My mind's a total void! They all look at Stantz. STANTZ (guilty) I couldn't help it! It just popped in there! VENKMAN (desperately) What? What popped in there? STANTZ (pointing) Look! VENKMAN (desperately) What is it? Ray, what did you think of? STANTZ (babbling) It can't be! It can't be! STANTZ It's ... It's ... It's the STAY-PUFT MARSHMALLOW MAN.
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From the Marx Brothers - Duck Soup
Rufus T. Firefly: You're a brave man. Go and break through the lines. And remember, while you're out there risking your life and limb through shot and shell, we'll be in be in here thinking what a sucker you are.
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Dr. Strangelove: "It would not be difficult, Mein Fuhrer! Nuclear reactors could.....oh, I'm sorry - Mr. President........
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"We have to get this man to a hospital"..."What is it?"... "A big white building with doctors and patients, but's that not important now."
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From the same film "You can't fight in here, this is the War room" |
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"Not my Brain! That's my second favorite organ!"
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MARGE
Where you girls from? HOOKER ONE Chaska. HOOKER TWO LeSeure. But I went to high school in White Bear Lake. Go Bears... MARGE Okay, I want you to tell me what these fellas looked like. HOOKER ONE Well, the little guy, he was kinda funny-looking. MARGE In what way? HOOKER ONE I dunno. Just funny-looking. MARGE Can you be any more specific? HOOKER ONE I couldn't really say. He wasn't circumcised. MARGE Was he funny-looking apart from that? HOOKER ONE Yah. MARGE So you were having sex with the little fella, then? HOOKER ONE Uh-huh. MARGE Is there anything else you can tell me about him? HOOKER ONE No. Like I say, he was funny-looking. More'n most people even. MARGE And what about the other fella? HOOKER TWO He was a little older. Looked like the Marlboro man. MARGE Yah? HOOKER TWO Yah. Maybe I'm sayin' that cause he smoked Marlboros. MARGE Uh-huh. HOOKER TWO A subconscious-type thing. MARGE Yah, that can happen. HOOKER TWO Yah. HOOKER ONE They said they were goin' to the Twin Cities? MARGE Oh, yah? HOOKER TWO Yah. HOOKER ONE Yah. Is that useful to ya? MARGE Oh, you bet, yah. |
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Kumar: So how were Jessica Alba's tits?
Rosenberg: You know about the Holocaust? Kumar: Yeah... Rosenberg: Picture the exact opposite of that.
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Suber bad
Girl: you scratch our backs and we'll scratch yours. guy: well lucky for you, my back is on my penis. |
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japanese japanese japanese japaneese japanese
he wants more intensity thats all he said? |
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"Airplane" and "The Naked Gun" are probobly the most chocked full of classic one liners then just about any movie since The Marx Brothers.
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Jimmy - Quadrophenia
I don't wanna be the same as everybody else. That's why I'm a Mod, see? ======================================== THAT is Comedy!
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