ANTS

noumenal · 01.29.2007, 11:41 PM

Ants kick ass. They are the pinnacle of insect evolution.

I want to get some ant pheremones and pour it all over my clothes so that ant workers will think I'm a queen and will swarm over me feeding me twinkies and root beer and whatnot. Of course, they'll probably get suspicious when I don't ever produce any larvae. Whatever.

Пятхъдесят Шест · 01.30.2007, 12:05 AM

That may be the strangest thing I have ever read on the forum.

May. It may.

val-holla-ing · 01.30.2007, 12:05 AM

i'm allergic to ants and i hope they devour you.

and that totally sounds like a wet dream that would be narrated by ronnie spector.

Пятхъдесят Шест · 01.30.2007, 12:09 AM

Hmmm...no?

noumenal · 01.30.2007, 12:14 AM

Ronnie Spector? More like Ronnie Milsap.

krastian · 01.30.2007, 02:07 AM

Yeah, I love ants....I remember we studied them in kindergarten. I miss my ant farm....that kicked ass.

cuetzpalin · 01.30.2007, 03:53 AM

ants are like fascists. fuck them off

jon boy · 01.30.2007, 10:41 AM

get back at an ex, put jam under their bed and invite the ants.

Inhuman · 01.30.2007, 02:08 PM

Ants is a good song. Dr.Octagon is great!

ALIEN ANAL · 01.30.2007, 09:44 PM

my computer once again was covered in 1000s of ants

!@#$%! · 01.31.2007, 05:15 PM

???

Пятхъдесят Шест · 01.31.2007, 05:17 PM

Your picture of Adam Ant is better than mine.

Wait, that sounds all wrong...

noumenal · 01.31.2007, 09:53 PM

Ants aren't fascists.

Twinkies.

finding nobody · 01.31.2007, 10:01 PM

Army Ants are pretty awesome
http://youtube.com/watch?v=xPso1hLeUOg

But they got owned pretty bad right here
http://youtube.com/watch?v=AWWuq4Mm-Gg

38 minute ant doc.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=WIzsvSQUUN0

noumenal · 01.31.2007, 10:12 PM

I'm reading a book right now called The Ants by these dudes named Bert Hölldobler and Edward O. Wilson. It won a Pulitzer. It is thick, heavy, and dense, and has tons of illustrations. Anybody have a spare life? Or some root beer? Root beer would be good.

cuetzpalin · 02.01.2007, 01:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by noumenal

Ants aren't fascists.

Twinkies.

kay.. or like some workmen in manufacture.. they are working brainless and it's fucking awesome, but still a little bit scary

01.29.2007, 11:41 PM	#1
noumenal expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,855	Ants kick ass. They are the pinnacle of insect evolution. I want to get some ant pheremones and pour it all over my clothes so that ant workers will think I'm a queen and will swarm over me feeding me twinkies and root beer and whatnot. Of course, they'll probably get suspicious when I don't ever produce any larvae. Whatever.
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01.30.2007, 12:05 AM	#2
Пятхъдесят Шест invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha, Nebraska, USA Posts: 3,063	That may be the strangest thing I have ever read on the forum. May. It may.
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01.30.2007, 12:05 AM	#3
val-holla-ing invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: baton rouge. the 225, big raggedy. Posts: 2,731	i'm allergic to ants and i hope they devour you. and that totally sounds like a wet dream that would be narrated by ronnie spector. __________________ please do not misconstrue the previous statement as an invitation for same sex relations or as negative towards anyone of another sexuality. -cam'ron (formerly "no homo")
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01.30.2007, 12:09 AM	#4
Пятхъдесят Шест invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha, Nebraska, USA Posts: 3,063	Hmmm...no?
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01.30.2007, 12:14 AM	#5
noumenal expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,855	Ronnie Spector? More like Ronnie Milsap.
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01.30.2007, 02:07 AM	#6
krastian invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Baltimore Posts: 7,808	Yeah, I love ants....I remember we studied them in kindergarten. I miss my ant farm....that kicked ass. __________________ Confusion is next and next after that is the Truth.
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01.30.2007, 03:53 AM	#7
cuetzpalin the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Czech republic Posts: 997	ants are like fascists. fuck them off __________________ Co-founder of uber-kool outsiders' club. member of Pookie's fan club
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01.30.2007, 10:41 AM	#8
jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	get back at an ex, put jam under their bed and invite the ants. __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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01.30.2007, 02:08 PM	#9
Inhuman invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Montreal Posts: 5,807	Ants is a good song. Dr.Octagon is great! __________________ Inhuman no longer dwells on here. http://about.me/robinbastien
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01.30.2007, 09:44 PM	#10
ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	my computer once again was covered in 1000s of ants __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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01.31.2007, 05:15 PM	#11
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,578	???
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01.31.2007, 05:17 PM	#12
Пятхъдесят Шест invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha, Nebraska, USA Posts: 3,063	Your picture of Adam Ant is better than mine. Wait, that sounds all wrong...
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01.31.2007, 09:53 PM	#13
noumenal expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,855	Ants aren't fascists. Twinkies.
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01.31.2007, 10:01 PM	#14
finding nobody invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Florida Posts: 7,275	Army Ants are pretty awesome http://youtube.com/watch?v=xPso1hLeUOg But they got owned pretty bad right here http://youtube.com/watch?v=AWWuq4Mm-Gg 38 minute ant doc. http://youtube.com/watch?v=WIzsvSQUUN0
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01.31.2007, 10:12 PM	#15
noumenal expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,855	I'm reading a book right now called The Ants by these dudes named Bert Hölldobler and Edward O. Wilson. It won a Pulitzer. It is thick, heavy, and dense, and has tons of illustrations. Anybody have a spare life? Or some root beer? Root beer would be good.
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