How tidy should your place be if your mum's visiting?

demonrail666 · 10.18.2007, 07:09 PM

She's on her way and all I can see is dirt and i'm really panicing

Anngella · 10.18.2007, 07:11 PM

Just hide the porn and you should be good.

Savage Clone · 10.18.2007, 07:13 PM

I hate when my mom visits for this very reason.
Her house barely even looks like anyone lives in it, it's so clean.

HECKLER SPRAY · 10.18.2007, 07:18 PM

I use my robot cleaner :

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 10.18.2007, 07:33 PM

You should be living in decadence so you can milk her mothering abilities- no pun intended.

gmku · 10.18.2007, 08:45 PM

Depends. How much money or food do you need to hit her up for?

If you're solvent, don't worry about it. If she has a problem with how you're living, she shouldn't do drop-ins.

gmku · 10.18.2007, 09:03 PM

She'll find your mess endearing. Don't worry about it.

!@#$%! · 10.18.2007, 09:18 PM

she's known me all my life. why would she expect anything other than complete filth?

gmku · 10.18.2007, 09:28 PM

& if my mum were visiting, that would be just spooky, considering she's now in Heaven.

!@#$%! · 10.18.2007, 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by gmku

& if my mum were visiting, that would be just spooky, considering she's now in Heaven.

ow. sorry man.

gmku · 10.18.2007, 09:33 PM

Thanks, but no need. It's been many years. Cancer got her fairly young, unfortunately.

!@#$%! · 10.18.2007, 09:42 PM

*shudders*

shit man, sorry! that was a fucked thing to happen. i know you've gotten over it and all, so i won't offer a manhug.

but check this shit out-- hilarious:

http://www.videojug.com/film/how-to-...man-to-man-hug

Anngella · 10.18.2007, 09:47 PM

Shouldn't you be ecstatic then if you believe she is in a place of eternal bliss?

gmku · 10.18.2007, 09:48 PM

Too freaking funny! I love it.

Another method I've received, and tried, is the firm handshake accompanied by grabbing the other guy's arm. Has to be done firmly and quickly, or it comes off as a little too intimate. It's a tricky one.

gmku · 10.18.2007, 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Anngella

Shouldn't you be ecstatic then if you believe she is in a place of eternal bliss?

Except when I wonder what she's thinking of me as she looks down upon me and sees me doing dumb shit. Like spending all my time on my lap top in places like this.

Anngella · 10.18.2007, 10:34 PM

Well, if it's heaven then isn't any negative thought/emotion supposed to be unattainable?

SynthethicalY · 10.18.2007, 11:02 PM

Farily clean but not too clean.

gmku sorry to hear that. My mom almost passed away some years ago.

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demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,510	She's on her way and all I can see is dirt and i'm really panicing
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Anngella expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Vagina Posts: 1,900	Just hide the porn and you should be good. __________________ FLICKR http://slouchingsunflowers.tumblr.com/
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10.18.2007, 07:13 PM	#3
Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,290	I hate when my mom visits for this very reason. Her house barely even looks like anyone lives in it, it's so clean.
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HECKLER SPRAY invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Near Paris, France Posts: 3,762	I use my robot cleaner : __________________
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10.18.2007, 07:33 PM	#5
SpectralJulianIsNotDead invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 7,409	You should be living in decadence so you can milk her mothering abilities- no pun intended.
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10.18.2007, 08:45 PM	#6
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	Depends. How much money or food do you need to hit her up for? If you're solvent, don't worry about it. If she has a problem with how you're living, she shouldn't do drop-ins. __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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10.18.2007, 09:03 PM	#7
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	She'll find your mess endearing. Don't worry about it. __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,581	she's known me all my life. why would she expect anything other than complete filth?
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10.18.2007, 09:28 PM	#9
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	& if my mum were visiting, that would be just spooky, considering she's now in Heaven. __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	Thanks, but no need. It's been many years. Cancer got her fairly young, unfortunately. __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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10.18.2007, 09:42 PM	#12
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,581	shudders shit man, sorry! that was a fucked thing to happen. i know you've gotten over it and all, so i won't offer a manhug. but check this shit out-- hilarious: http://www.videojug.com/film/how-to-...man-to-man-hug
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10.18.2007, 09:47 PM	#13
Anngella expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Vagina Posts: 1,900	Shouldn't you be ecstatic then if you believe she is in a place of eternal bliss? __________________ FLICKR http://slouchingsunflowers.tumblr.com/
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10.18.2007, 09:48 PM	#14
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	Too freaking funny! I love it. Another method I've received, and tried, is the firm handshake accompanied by grabbing the other guy's arm. Has to be done firmly and quickly, or it comes off as a little too intimate. It's a tricky one. __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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10.18.2007, 10:34 PM	#16
Anngella expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Vagina Posts: 1,900	Well, if it's heaven then isn't any negative thought/emotion supposed to be unattainable? __________________ FLICKR http://slouchingsunflowers.tumblr.com/
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10.18.2007, 11:02 PM	#17
SynthethicalY invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 7,408	Farily clean but not too clean. gmku sorry to hear that. My mom almost passed away some years ago.
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