When I JO myself i do so tight-grip

Rob Instigator · 12.11.2007, 04:37 PM

When I JO myself i do so tight-grip
gotta grab my shit tight so there ain't no slip
two-fist it sometimes for the full effect
my whole head pokes out when I stand erect

JO fun is to be had by me
I only cock-stroke in solitary
unless my girl wants to join the JO
jizzlobs fall like heavy wet snow

and I kick it to the right
I kick it to the left
can't kick it too far cuz
my shit's so wet

pre cum a-flyin' on the JO excursion
This JO's gotta be a daily diversion
can't do it in the morning cuz I'll fall asleep after
bust a nut at night got a cum rain disaster

king_buzzo · 12.11.2007, 04:38 PM

whats JO?

✌➬ · 12.11.2007, 04:39 PM

Ugh, Un-Americans. Jack Off, you should now.

!@#$%! · 12.11.2007, 04:41 PM

ha ha ha ha you insane fucker, i almost spit my tea all over the keyboard laughing

king_buzzo · 12.11.2007, 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ✌➬

Ugh, Un-Americans. Jack Off, you should now.

yeh haha, i had the point. i thought it could have been something else, but the silly little abreviation could only mean one thing.

its funny as hell though, props.

Rob Instigator · 12.11.2007, 04:44 PM

I am very proud of the last verse

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 12.11.2007, 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by king_buzzo

whats JO?

HaydenAsche · 12.12.2007, 09:09 AM

pics plz

atari 2600 · 12.12.2007, 09:35 AM

Liked the "and I kick it to the right
I kick it to the left" part especially...

experiment alternating with the tight grip to a relaxed grip in rapid intervals sometime. you might be pleased w/ the results. variety, after all, is the spice of life, i.e., so much trim, so little time.

floatingslowly · 12.12.2007, 10:17 AM

wow. I'm gone for a few days and people are already biting my rhymes.

I've been writing one called "No Power No Shower" but fuck it all.

Savage Clone · 12.12.2007, 10:19 AM

Well, look who's not dead but probably smells like he might be.

floatingslowly · 12.12.2007, 10:25 AM

I feel dead so it works out nicely.

█████████ · 12.12.2007, 10:27 AM

you just made me understand why some old people dont bother with their smell.

i know a few that feel like rat piss.

Rob Instigator · 12.12.2007, 11:01 AM

these rhymes are straight FRESH man, no Bitin' on my part

floatingslowly · 12.12.2007, 11:27 AM

I challenge you to an intergalactic rap battle.

I'm totally off my game right now, so it will have to be in the near future, but feel free to start writing (as soon as I'm able, mine should only take 5 minutes).

Rob Instigator · 12.12.2007, 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

I challenge you to an intergalactic rap battle.

I'm totally off my game right now, so it will have to be in the near future, but feel free to start writing (as soon as I'm able, mine should only take 5 minutes).

Yr on, I am starting a new thread

Rob Instigator · 02.07.2014, 04:54 PM

This thread started the intergalactic rap battle

SYRFox · 02.07.2014, 05:04 PM

a piece of history!

12.11.2007, 04:37 PM	#1
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,976	When I JO myself i do so tight-grip gotta grab my shit tight so there ain't no slip two-fist it sometimes for the full effect my whole head pokes out when I stand erect JO fun is to be had by me I only cock-stroke in solitary unless my girl wants to join the JO jizzlobs fall like heavy wet snow and I kick it to the right I kick it to the left can't kick it too far cuz my shit's so wet pre cum a-flyin' on the JO excursion This JO's gotta be a daily diversion can't do it in the morning cuz I'll fall asleep after bust a nut at night got a cum rain disaster __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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12.11.2007, 04:38 PM	#2
king_buzzo invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 11,110	whats JO?
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12.11.2007, 04:39 PM	#3
✌➬ invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: ιλ Posts: 5,754	Ugh, Un-Americans. Jack Off, you should now.
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12.11.2007, 04:41 PM	#4
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,572	ha ha ha ha you insane fucker, i almost spit my tea all over the keyboard laughing
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12.11.2007, 04:44 PM	#6
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,976	I am very proud of the last verse __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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12.12.2007, 09:09 AM	#8
HaydenAsche invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 10,755	pics plz __________________ rip
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12.12.2007, 09:35 AM	#9
atari 2600 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,212	Liked the "and I kick it to the right I kick it to the left" part especially... experiment alternating with the tight grip to a relaxed grip in rapid intervals sometime. you might be pleased w/ the results. variety, after all, is the spice of life, i.e., so much trim, so little time.
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12.12.2007, 10:17 AM	#10
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	wow. I'm gone for a few days and people are already biting my rhymes. I've been writing one called "No Power No Shower" but fuck it all.
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12.12.2007, 10:19 AM	#11
Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,290	Well, look who's not dead but probably smells like he might be.
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12.12.2007, 10:25 AM	#12
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	I feel dead so it works out nicely.
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12.12.2007, 10:27 AM	#13
█████████ expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 1,736	you just made me understand why some old people dont bother with their smell. i know a few that feel like rat piss.
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12.12.2007, 11:01 AM	#14
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,976	these rhymes are straight FRESH man, no Bitin' on my part __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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12.12.2007, 11:27 AM	#15
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	I challenge you to an intergalactic rap battle. I'm totally off my game right now, so it will have to be in the near future, but feel free to start writing (as soon as I'm able, mine should only take 5 minutes).
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02.07.2014, 04:54 PM	#17
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,976	This thread started the intergalactic rap battle __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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02.07.2014, 05:04 PM	#18
SYRFox invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Paris Posts: 7,492	a piece of history!
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