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Old 12.20.2007, 10:34 PM   #1
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... but these movie titles are wrong i hear you say
... surely you mean Transformers, Alien Vs Predator, I Am Legend and Snakes on a Plane..dont you?

wrong...these are actual films made by the production company The Asylum

bassicly they take films that are about to be blockbusters and copy it with a very low budget, then release them a few days before they are due out.

http://www.theasylum.cc/

 
 
 
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Old 12.20.2007, 11:25 PM   #2
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Yeah, they specialize in releasing shitty movies that capitalize on the success of bigger movies.

Fuck these straight-to-DVD shot-on-digital bullshit films.
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Old 12.20.2007, 11:30 PM   #3
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i dunno
i find it interesting
their money isnt going towards tom cruise or steven speilberg
they arnt sending near as much money as them
but are still making a living

plus i was reading before that alot of these films are filming before a trailer for the 'real' film has even been released

i guess it says something about the quality of hollywoods predictable films these days

and really...is it any different to hollywood only bringing out remakes and sequels?
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Old 12.21.2007, 04:38 AM   #4
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Haha! Good find, Dan. Who would be stupid enough to watch them?
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Old 12.21.2007, 05:16 AM   #5
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Hahah.

I went to Blockbuster to take a gander at movie films. I actually saw Transmorphers. That, and a few "horror" movies:

Dog Soldiers
Dirty Candy Stripers <-- (stripers, not strippers)
and something about the Boss from Hell

Yes, technology is available to everyone with a computer these days... unfortunately.
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Old 12.21.2007, 05:23 AM   #6
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dog soldiers is a proper horror movie isnt it?
isnt that the british one about the werewolves and army
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Old 12.21.2007, 05:56 AM   #7
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Yeah, admittedly. Most everything can be passed off as a horror movie. I mean, they even made a movie called Weasels Rip My Flesh... though it's a cartoon.

Yeah, I think horror movies are funny.
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Old 12.21.2007, 01:52 PM   #8
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yeah, dog soldiers is actually pretty good.

I watch about 200-300 horror movies/art movies/b-movies a year so I keep up with all this shit..

I haven't seen I Am Omega or.. Transmorphers.. did see Snakes and Aliens though.. fucking terrible shot-on-DV bullshit.

Go support Troma.
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Old 12.21.2007, 02:47 PM   #9
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that looks fucking awesome!
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Old 12.21.2007, 07:00 PM   #10
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Yeah I heard Dog Soldiers was pretty good. But it is certainly no fake horror movie.
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