Is being caught air-guitaring worse than being caught masturbating? - Page 2

SYRFox · 09.18.2008, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Phlegmscope

Steve Vai.

I was going to answer Yngwie Malmsteem

But actually, I realised that the both of them are actually masturbating while GUITARING

Sheriff Rhys Chatham · 09.18.2008, 03:15 PM

I'd say playing air guitar in front of a mirror is close to getting caught masturbating. Which I've done many a time.

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This Is Not Here · 09.18.2008, 04:16 PM

Can't be worse than masturbating infront of a mirror; it shouldn't be done; it's the first commandment in the Wanker's Bible.

demonrail666 · 09.18.2008, 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by This Is Not Here

Can't be worse than masturbating infront of a mirror; it shouldn't be done; it's the first commandment in the Wanker's Bible.

Not to mention the smudges.

This Is Not Here · 09.18.2008, 04:18 PM

I reccomend Windowlene.

jimbrim · 09.18.2008, 04:23 PM

I've been caught both air-guitaring and bashing the bishop, and I have to say it was a lot worse when my old man caught me with my trousers round my ankles.

This Is Not Here · 09.18.2008, 04:26 PM

Bashing the bishop?! ha ha! What did you're old man say?, I can imagine if my dad caught me in the act it would just never be spoken of again...

jimbrim · 09.18.2008, 04:29 PM

Haha, at the time he just said 'sorry' and quietly left the room. I could of died basically.

HECKLER SPRAY · 09.18.2008, 04:34 PM

It's my second tic, I can't help but doing it. I do it in public, I really don't care.
My first one is air drumming.

Glice · 09.18.2008, 05:21 PM

I think both are fine. Although at least with masturbating there's a decent cue to walk out. You catch someone air guitaring and you're obliged to either make conversation or join in, which can be really embarassing.

MellySingsDoom · 09.18.2008, 05:22 PM

Group air-guitaring = soggy biscuit circle jerk?

pbradley · 09.18.2008, 05:30 PM

I think being caught replying to this thread is worse than both.

But that ain't got nothing to do with a good time.

Sonic Youth 37 · 09.18.2008, 09:20 PM

I'm really bad to strum and make notes/chord shapes as I walk. I can't help it.

Everyneurotic · 09.18.2008, 09:34 PM

there's air guitar and then there's air guitar.

masturbation is always masturbation.

terriblecanyons · 09.18.2008, 09:37 PM

I feel like if I could play guitar as well as I air-guitar, I'd be famous by now.

pbradley · 09.18.2008, 10:30 PM

I feel I could masturbate and play air-guitar at the same time.

SYRFox · 09.18.2008, 11:55 PM

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Originally Posted by HECKLER SPRAY

It's my second tic, I can't help but doing it. I do it in public, I really don't care.

Are you talking about air guitar or masturbation? It changes the meaning of your sentence a lot

09.18.2008, 03:15 PM	#22
Sheriff Rhys Chatham invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: New England. Posts: 4,027	I'd say playing air guitar in front of a mirror is close to getting caught masturbating. Which I've done many a time. [quote and make fun of] __________________ My Music(grunge rock) A part of this blue shit since June 24th, 2004
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09.18.2008, 04:16 PM	#23
This Is Not Here invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Kingston-Upon-Thames, London Posts: 2,586	Can't be worse than masturbating infront of a mirror; it shouldn't be done; it's the first commandment in the Wanker's Bible. __________________ http://images.google.co.uk/url?sourc...zLTl_B146tcuiw ~~Record of the moment~~
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This Is Not Here invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Kingston-Upon-Thames, London Posts: 2,586	I reccomend Windowlene. __________________ http://images.google.co.uk/url?sourc...zLTl_B146tcuiw ~~Record of the moment~~
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09.18.2008, 04:23 PM	#26
jimbrim expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: UK Posts: 1,308	I've been caught both air-guitaring and bashing the bishop, and I have to say it was a lot worse when my old man caught me with my trousers round my ankles.
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09.18.2008, 04:26 PM	#27
This Is Not Here invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Kingston-Upon-Thames, London Posts: 2,586	Bashing the bishop?! ha ha! What did you're old man say?, I can imagine if my dad caught me in the act it would just never be spoken of again... __________________ http://images.google.co.uk/url?sourc...zLTl_B146tcuiw ~~Record of the moment~~
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09.18.2008, 04:29 PM	#28
jimbrim expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: UK Posts: 1,308	Haha, at the time he just said 'sorry' and quietly left the room. I could of died basically.
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09.18.2008, 04:34 PM	#29
HECKLER SPRAY invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Near Paris, France Posts: 3,762	It's my second tic, I can't help but doing it. I do it in public, I really don't care. My first one is air drumming. __________________
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09.18.2008, 05:22 PM	#31
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	Group air-guitaring = soggy biscuit circle jerk? __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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09.18.2008, 05:30 PM	#32
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	I think being caught replying to this thread is worse than both. But that ain't got nothing to do with a good time.
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09.18.2008, 09:20 PM	#33
Sonic Youth 37 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: if there is a bright spot in the universe, the farthest point from it Posts: 9,443	I'm really bad to strum and make notes/chord shapes as I walk. I can't help it. __________________ "One: Where's the fife? and Two: Gimme the fife."
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09.18.2008, 09:34 PM	#34
Everyneurotic invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mexico Posts: 15,713	there's air guitar and then there's air guitar. masturbation is always masturbation. __________________ Richard Clayderman found alive and still bland! Repo Man has all night! Photographic evidence of Monosodic's existance! New Kiddieriot shit after all! Never too late to share fave rex from the year before! David Keenan is a douchebag! Ron Asheton missed!
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09.18.2008, 09:37 PM	#35
terriblecanyons invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors Posts: 5,949	I feel like if I could play guitar as well as I air-guitar, I'd be famous by now.
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09.18.2008, 10:30 PM	#36
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	I feel I could masturbate and play air-guitar at the same time.
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