HUSTLER Magazine

Everyneurotic · 09.29.2008, 11:43 AM

work of visionary genius or shocktastic messy rag?

are the jokes complete filth or actually funny?

is larry flynt right?

discuss.

!@#$%! · 09.29.2008, 11:50 AM

mang i havent seen a hustler mag since i was 14 and i jacked off multiple times at a mere glimpse of pussy-- something playboy didnt offer.

is this one of these things one can "read for the articles"?

im not being ironic i swear-- im really curious.

mangajunky · 09.29.2008, 11:52 AM

Hustler kinda grosses me out...and I work with porn.

Maybe it's the watersports.

Everyneurotic · 09.29.2008, 11:52 AM

i have no idea, i think i was also 14 the last time i looked at one, i was actually surprised that it has so many...uhhh...headlines.

what the fuck? post covers of old hustler, when it was good.

but yeah, hustler was awesome, way better than playboy in the pre-internet daze.

!@#$%! · 09.29.2008, 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mangajunky

Hustler kinda grosses me out...and I work with porn.

Maybe it's the watersports.

how come? is it the excess of silicones, or what?

akprodr · 09.29.2008, 01:06 PM

I remember a cartoon that I'm pretty sure was in Hustler.

A guy and his dog are sitting on the couch watching tv. The guy has, I don't know, clown makeup, a latex suit and chaps. The dog is wearing a strap-on. The caption reads "This program is made possible by viewers like you".

tesla69 · 09.29.2008, 02:43 PM

Hustler reflects a very unhealthy sexuality. Ever since that meat grinder cover it has been very obvious.

atsonicpark · 09.29.2008, 02:53 PM

vaginas look gross. Don't worry, ladies -- I think dicks look grosser.

THIS MOVIE DROVE ME CRAZY. HOW THE NEIGHBORS BULLY THE " KRANKS" ABOUT WHAT THEY WANTED TO DO! THEY PUSH EVERYTHING ON THEM SO THEY CAN MAKE MONEY LIKE THE CARDS,INVITATIONS,CHRISTMAS TREES,AND OTHER STUFF LIKE THE OTHER EMPLOYEES EXPECTING PRESENTS,AND ASSUMING EVERY YEAR YOU ARE GONNA DO THE SAME THING AROUND CHRISTMAS UNTIL YOU DIE. THE WIFE (JAMIE LEE CURTIS) NEEDED TO GET A REALITY CHECK. BEINGS THE NEIGHBORS ARE HARRASSING THEM,I WOULD REPORT IT TO THE POLICE. AND CHARITIES CAN BE A BIT BULLYING TOO. THIS IS WHAT IS DRIVING ME CRAZY TOO. AGAIN THIS IS INTIMIDATION . DON'T ANSWER THE DOORS. OVERALL THIS MOVIE DROVE ME CRAZY. I WOULD HATE THE NEIGHBORS,AND EMPLOYEES THAT THE KRANKS HAD.THEY ARE CONTROLLING *beep* SIMPLE!

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!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,526	mang i havent seen a hustler mag since i was 14 and i jacked off multiple times at a mere glimpse of pussy-- something playboy didnt offer. is this one of these things one can "read for the articles"? im not being ironic i swear-- im really curious.
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09.29.2008, 11:52 AM	#3
mangajunky expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Englewood, NJ Posts: 1,247	Hustler kinda grosses me out...and I work with porn. Maybe it's the watersports. __________________ -Franky Don't let yer meat loaf.
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09.29.2008, 11:52 AM	#4
Everyneurotic invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mexico Posts: 15,713	i have no idea, i think i was also 14 the last time i looked at one, i was actually surprised that it has so many...uhhh...headlines. what the fuck? post covers of old hustler, when it was good. but yeah, hustler was awesome, way better than playboy in the pre-internet daze. __________________ Richard Clayderman found alive and still bland! Repo Man has all night! Photographic evidence of Monosodic's existance! New Kiddieriot shit after all! Never too late to share fave rex from the year before! David Keenan is a douchebag! Ron Asheton missed!
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09.29.2008, 01:06 PM	#6
akprodr the end of the ugly Join Date: May 2006 Location: Mt Clair Posts: 1,129	I remember a cartoon that I'm pretty sure was in Hustler. A guy and his dog are sitting on the couch watching tv. The guy has, I don't know, clown makeup, a latex suit and chaps. The dog is wearing a strap-on. The caption reads "This program is made possible by viewers like you".
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09.29.2008, 02:43 PM	#7
tesla69 Banned Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: NYC Posts: 4,055	Hustler reflects a very unhealthy sexuality. Ever since that meat grinder cover it has been very obvious.
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09.29.2008, 02:53 PM	#8
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	vaginas look gross. Don't worry, ladies -- I think dicks look grosser. THIS MOVIE DROVE ME CRAZY. HOW THE NEIGHBORS BULLY THE " KRANKS" ABOUT WHAT THEY WANTED TO DO! THEY PUSH EVERYTHING ON THEM SO THEY CAN MAKE MONEY LIKE THE CARDS,INVITATIONS,CHRISTMAS TREES,AND OTHER STUFF LIKE THE OTHER EMPLOYEES EXPECTING PRESENTS,AND ASSUMING EVERY YEAR YOU ARE GONNA DO THE SAME THING AROUND CHRISTMAS UNTIL YOU DIE. THE WIFE (JAMIE LEE CURTIS) NEEDED TO GET A REALITY CHECK. BEINGS THE NEIGHBORS ARE HARRASSING THEM,I WOULD REPORT IT TO THE POLICE. AND CHARITIES CAN BE A BIT BULLYING TOO. THIS IS WHAT IS DRIVING ME CRAZY TOO. AGAIN THIS IS INTIMIDATION . DON'T ANSWER THE DOORS. OVERALL THIS MOVIE DROVE ME CRAZY. I WOULD HATE THE NEIGHBORS,AND EMPLOYEES THAT THE KRANKS HAD.THEY ARE CONTROLLING beep SIMPLE! __________________
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