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Old 03.02.2010, 04:26 AM   #1
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So I met a girl last night - I'm not used this shit at all that and it's come completly out of the blue, during a time in which I have no money or anything fucking impressive going on. I had the week off work and was thinking that finally this will be the time to attempt my growing a beard. I think I'm ready for it! Now though, I think the proper thing to do would be to ask this girl out except i think it'd be a massive turn off to be mid growth. Or maybe it would be the exact opposite and would also improve my life.. So yeah the question is straighforward - to shave or not to shave?
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Old 03.02.2010, 04:32 AM   #2
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Don't shave.
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Old 03.02.2010, 04:53 AM   #3
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Old 03.02.2010, 06:03 AM   #4
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shave. The above two posters are male..
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Old 03.02.2010, 06:09 AM   #5
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I'd also say shave. She might be one of those that find half-grown beards charming, but chances are she's not.
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Old 03.02.2010, 06:30 AM   #6
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Ditch the bitch, rear the beard!

No, actually, don't do that. Shave. I just wanted to post the sentence.
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Old 03.02.2010, 06:39 AM   #7
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Unless you grow a proper beard, and your face is happy with it, shave. Or if our opinions seriously mean anything to you, post a picture of your face so that people can apply different beards to it.
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Old 03.02.2010, 07:38 AM   #8
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haha - how about a mustache? Ladies like tom selek and super mario, don't they?

I think i will have to shave - but damn it, I'm going to mess it up telling her how she ruined my chances of cultivating a beard. She does seem she could be the beardy type, though
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Old 03.02.2010, 08:15 AM   #9
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Play a trick on her. Shave but wear a false beard to the date, if she indicates she's not a fan of beards you can surprise her by taking it off revealing your recently shaved face. She'd be so overjoyed at this she'll want to make love to you. Maybe.
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Old 03.02.2010, 08:23 AM   #10
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I think we have a winner! - i don't like the "maybe" part though
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Old 03.02.2010, 09:10 AM   #11
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I was hoping for a thread featuring time-lapsed beard growing.
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Old 03.02.2010, 09:11 AM   #12
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What did you look like when you asked her out?
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Old 03.02.2010, 09:45 AM   #13
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If you grow a beard and you're under 30 you'll look like a twat anyway.
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Old 03.02.2010, 10:04 AM   #14
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3day - 1 1/2 week beards are ok (depends on your grow speed) after that comes a long and horrible looking preiod till you reach full beard status
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Old 03.02.2010, 11:04 AM   #15
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Shave. If you want to go for a bonus, shave your eyebrows too. Emotionless face, see how much of a keeper she really is.
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Old 03.02.2010, 01:44 PM   #16
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Shave, it is not sexy to have a beard.
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Old 03.02.2010, 02:42 PM   #17
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don't shave, fuck that bitch.
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Old 03.02.2010, 05:07 PM   #18
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kind of a tiny bit after stubble - ... A time lapse would be great.
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