Noise is..... - Page 8

!@#$%! · 04.11.2006, 09:02 AM

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Originally Posted by !@#%$!

Noise is music, dude! Noise totally rocks, mofo!!!

dear boardies,

i may or may have not had sperm stolen from me 14 years ago, while drunk. this thing above might have been the product of such an alcoholic night. however, the truth of this fact remains in obscurity. tweedleedick and tweedledunce ("the kids") could be the involuntary fruit of my loins, or could be imposters attempting to lay claims on the family fortune. therefore, until i have discussed the matter with my lawyers, i take no responsibility for their creation, or the resulting speech and mental impairments from which they suffer. i only ask you, for the sake of humanity, to treat them as you would a pet turtle, or a favorite vegetable-- without complete indifference, and without cruelty. nature has already punished them enough while dispensing her gifts. do not add to their suffering by pointing out their shortcomings.

thank you.

marleypumpkin · 04.11.2006, 09:07 AM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

i only ask you, for the sake of humanity, to treat them as you would a pet turtle, or a favorite vegetable-- without complete indifference, and without cruelty. nature has already punished them enough while dispensing her gifts. do not add to their suffering by pointing out their shortcomings.

thank you.

Maybe the world would be a better place if we all took !@#$%! advice.
Including himself.

Glice · 04.11.2006, 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

dear boardies,

i may or may have not had sperm stolen from me 14 years ago, while drunk. this thing above might have been the product of such an alcoholic night. however, the truth of this fact remains in obscurity. tweedleedick and tweedledunce ("the kids") could be the involuntary fruit of my loins, or could be imposters attempting to lay claims on the family fortune. therefore, until i have discussed the matter with my lawyers, i take no responsibility for their creation, or the resulting speech and mental impairments from which they suffer. i only ask you, for the sake of humanity, to treat them as you would a pet turtle, or a favorite vegetable-- without complete indifference, and without cruelty. nature has already punished them enough while dispensing her gifts. do not add to their suffering by pointing out their shortcomings.

thank you.

Why don't you try endlessly whinging about it for the next 3 FUCKING YEARS YOU SAD LITTLE GOBSHITE. It's helped others, or so it seems. This is obviously only partially addressed to y'self.

marleypumpkin · 04.11.2006, 09:22 AM

BURN! Stay tuned to see what happens folks.

!@#$%! · 04.11.2006, 09:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Glice

Why don't you try endlessly whinging about it for the next 3 FUCKING YEARS YOU SAD LITTLE GOBSHITE. It's helped others, or so it seems. This is obviously only partially addressed to y'self.

oh, im learning to do it! look at the virginity poll. but it's only practice-- i have yet to achieve the HEAVY DISCHARGE state of "pathological cuntness"

val-holla-ing · 04.11.2006, 11:51 AM

this is getting pretty interesting to watch.

Glice · 04.11.2006, 11:55 AM

I hope you people aren't under the impression that I'm laying into !"£$. He's taking my comments with the good humour they were intended, isn't he?

val-holla-ing · 04.11.2006, 12:50 PM

most definitely, but it's still fun to watch.

Trasher02 · 04.11.2006, 12:52 PM

what the fuck does this thread still exist

guitarpro · 04.11.2006, 03:34 PM

Noise is good

marleypumpkin · 04.11.2006, 09:25 PM

Thanks. That's the answer I've been looking for.

wearescientists · 04.12.2006, 06:57 PM

a way for people who can't play music to say they made a record

RIPfrey05 · 04.12.2006, 07:44 PM

noise is the best most intense fucking shit ever and it rocks but sometimes it sucks. like during homework!

Sheriff Rhys Chatham · 04.12.2006, 08:24 PM

read my signature.

marleypumpkin · 04.12.2006, 08:26 PM

Well, I'm glad to see some good came out of this thread.

RIPfrey05 · 04.12.2006, 08:26 PM

I seriously tried to do home work one night whilst listening to wolf eyes and i got really pissed..FUCK TRIG!!

Sheriff Rhys Chatham · 04.12.2006, 08:27 PM

try concentrating in music theory listening to free jazz.

val-holla-ing · 04.13.2006, 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Sheriff Rhys Chatham

try concentrating in music theory listening to free jazz.

i know how you feel. i used to be a performance major at an all classical school...but i hate classical music (in the general sense). if i ever tried to play some free noise improv for recital hour, i'd probably be kicked out of school for not obeying some theory rule.

04.11.2006, 09:22 AM	#144
marleypumpkin invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Knoxville, TN Posts: 3,193	BURN! Stay tuned to see what happens folks. __________________ "It takes 2 fingers to make the peace sign. Just like it takes 2 people to make love. When you go like this , you're jerking off." -George Carlin
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04.11.2006, 11:51 AM	#146
val-holla-ing invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: baton rouge. the 225, big raggedy. Posts: 2,731	this is getting pretty interesting to watch.
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04.11.2006, 12:50 PM	#148
val-holla-ing invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: baton rouge. the 225, big raggedy. Posts: 2,731	most definitely, but it's still fun to watch.
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04.11.2006, 12:52 PM	#149
Trasher02 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 6,356	what the fuck does this thread still exist __________________ 666
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04.11.2006, 03:34 PM	#150
guitarpro 100% Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 789	Noise is good __________________ A hundred dollars used to be more than enough and now a hundred times a day and still it's not enough
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04.11.2006, 09:25 PM	#151
marleypumpkin invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Knoxville, TN Posts: 3,193	Thanks. That's the answer I've been looking for. __________________ "It takes 2 fingers to make the peace sign. Just like it takes 2 people to make love. When you go like this , you're jerking off." -George Carlin
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04.12.2006, 06:57 PM	#152
wearescientists bad moon rising Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: chicago Posts: 109	a way for people who can't play music to say they made a record
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04.12.2006, 07:44 PM	#153
RIPfrey05 the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Lynchburg in the 03!!! Posts: 865	noise is the best most intense fucking shit ever and it rocks but sometimes it sucks. like during homework! __________________ RIPfrey05 registered: 6/12/2004 00:00 Im a church kicking bitch posts: 2089 1337, were gangsters http://www.myspace.com/thefloridaorangebirds MY FUCKING BAND
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04.12.2006, 08:24 PM	#154
Sheriff Rhys Chatham invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: New England. Posts: 4,027	read my signature. __________________ My Music(grunge rock) A part of this blue shit since June 24th, 2004
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04.12.2006, 08:26 PM	#155
marleypumpkin invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Knoxville, TN Posts: 3,193	Well, I'm glad to see some good came out of this thread. __________________ "It takes 2 fingers to make the peace sign. Just like it takes 2 people to make love. When you go like this , you're jerking off." -George Carlin
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04.12.2006, 08:26 PM	#156
RIPfrey05 the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Lynchburg in the 03!!! Posts: 865	I seriously tried to do home work one night whilst listening to wolf eyes and i got really pissed..FUCK TRIG!! __________________ RIPfrey05 registered: 6/12/2004 00:00 Im a church kicking bitch posts: 2089 1337, were gangsters http://www.myspace.com/thefloridaorangebirds MY FUCKING BAND
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04.12.2006, 08:27 PM	#157
Sheriff Rhys Chatham invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: New England. Posts: 4,027	try concentrating in music theory listening to free jazz. __________________ My Music(grunge rock) A part of this blue shit since June 24th, 2004
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