Gay Activists really dropped the bomb on this one

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 06.04.2009, 10:25 AM

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/8081829.stm

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The zoo flew in four females in a bid to get the endangered birds to reproduce - but quickly abandoned the scheme after causing outrage among gay rights activists, who accused it of interfering in the animals' behaviour.

Anyone seeing what I'm seeing here?

They're implying that if these penguins were around females they'd act as heterosexuals. Now I've never been in a gay bar, but I'm pretty sure that if you flood it with beautiful women, the gay dudes wouldn't give a fuck and continue on as they were.

Implying that these penguins aren't really gay, they're just prison gay.

Instead, maybe they could have not protested, and when the gay penguins refused to mate with the female penguins- the gay activist movement could use it to say that homosexuality isn't a choice.

But then again they're Germans.

o'connor · 06.04.2009, 10:29 AM

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chrome noise tape · 06.04.2009, 10:42 AM

So what, do you have a problem with gays penguins??? republicans!!!

floatingslowly · 06.04.2009, 10:49 AM

dropped the bomb or dropped the ball?

dropping the bomb would be like saying "GAY PENGUINS COMMUNICATE THROUGH TELEPATHY". that's shocking news imo.

whereas dropping the ball is like, dropping the soap, in prison, with a guy watching.

noisereductions · 06.04.2009, 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by SpectralJulianIsNotDead

Implying that these penguins aren't really gay, they're just prison gay.

This is yr thesis statement.

afterthefact · 06.04.2009, 11:05 AM

Were there any females there to start with? I mean, if all they had were male penguins, isn't it possible that they are naturally hetero penguins, and just didn't know what to do when their instinct to mate kicked in? They should have allowed the placement of female penguins, not to "prove" anything, but just to see what would have happened.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 06.04.2009, 11:15 AM

I meant dropped the ball, but yeah.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 06.04.2009, 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by chrome noise tape

So what, do you have a problem with gays penguins??? republicans!!!

Nope, I don't give a shit. I just find it odd that gay rights activists protested them putting the gay penguins with female penguins to see if they'd reproduce. If they're gay penguins they wouldn't!

loubarret · 06.04.2009, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by SpectralJulianIsNotDead

Nope, I don't give a shit. I just find it odd that gay rights activists protested them putting the gay penguins with female penguins to see if they'd reproduce. If they're gay penguins they wouldn't!

They might be bi, you never know. Or the priest pinguin re-forms them as straight christ lovers.

The puigin world is a messed up place.

phoenix · 06.04.2009, 11:21 AM

everyone has a right to choose who they buttsex with, even the penguins. god bless them.

loubarret · 06.04.2009, 11:23 AM

Of course they have.

God bless them.

phoenix · 06.04.2009, 11:25 AM

I think the one on the bottom looks more into it there.

loubarret · 06.04.2009, 11:27 AM

The other one seems to be jumping for some reason.

phoenix · 06.04.2009, 11:31 AM

he's standing on her back. It's a bit hardcore really.

loubarret · 06.04.2009, 11:32 AM

Ah. I think the one in the background is jerking off

LifeDistortion · 06.04.2009, 11:38 AM

Yep, nature is fucked up. In a good way. All those gay hating idiots need to watch a nature program, watch a little more "Animal Planet". And stop using idiotic arguments like "its unnatural" "not the way god intended".

sonic sphere · 06.04.2009, 01:40 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buXt-yyZEss

demonrail666 · 06.04.2009, 02:04 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIcrCZQkSlg

This Is Not Here · 06.04.2009, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by phoenix

I think the one on the bottom looks more into it there.

Always the way.

static-harmony · 06.04.2009, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by This Is Not Here

Always the way.

Agree...

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afterthefact invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Lexington, KY Posts: 3,886	Were there any females there to start with? I mean, if all they had were male penguins, isn't it possible that they are naturally hetero penguins, and just didn't know what to do when their instinct to mate kicked in? They should have allowed the placement of female penguins, not to "prove" anything, but just to see what would have happened. __________________ "She hated people who thought too much. At that moment, she struck me as an appropriate representative for almost all mankind." - Kurt Vonnegut Cat's Cradle
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loubarret expwy. to yr skull Join Date: May 2009 Location: The Dutch suburbs Posts: 1,573	The other one seems to be jumping for some reason.
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