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Join Date: Jul 2008
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![]() Woman: You have a very nice cock, young man. Man: I think not, old hag. You do not deserve my jewels. |
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: banana boat
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lady: "Ok, let's say parrots are cool for this "pirate theme" of yours, but please take that hook off your cock!"
young pirate boy: "Nevhaaaarrrr!!!"
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Join Date: Apr 2006
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Man: I have a game where I fart and turn around with a can of Febreeze and try to spray the fart before I smell it. I don't want to let the fart win.
Woman: I've written on every shit house wall from here to the Red Sea. |
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Paris
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Man: The Eternal leaked!
Woman: It's a trap!! |
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: SoKo
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In this slide, Matilda and Bubert perform a human and parrot representation of a planetary size-comparison diagram.
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bird: where's the cream filling??
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: London sink
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2nd bird from the left : Why do i have a small man's head growing out of my neck?
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: In the land of the Instigator
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Guy in red shirt - "I hate you so much for bringing me to this stupid Parrot party."
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Location: cybatraz!
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