Rock Myths

Pookie · 05.29.2008, 12:29 AM

Keef's blood transfusion
Keen to clean up for a European tour, Richards reportedly replaced his poisoned old claret with an infusion of healthy blood in a Swiss clinic in September 1973. In reality, it was probably only haemodialysis, which filters impurities from the bloodstream. 'Someone asked me how I cleaned up, so I said I had my blood completely changed,' Richards said. 'I was fucking sick of answering that question, so I gave them a story.'

Cantankerous · 05.29.2008, 12:33 AM

oh keith.

led zeppelin fucking a girl with a shark

uhler · 05.29.2008, 01:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous

oh keith.

led zeppelin fucking a girl with a shark

i thought it was roadies of ed zeppelin beating her with a shark.

Cantankerous · 05.29.2008, 01:25 AM

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Originally Posted by uhler

i thought it was roadies of ed zeppelin beating her with a shark.

no no no.

see they were in a hotel in seattle. and you could fish right out the window so they apparently caught a mud shark and fucked a girl with it? not true either way.
idk go ask that lard ass peter grant. he'll make up a story to entertain you.

✌➬ · 05.29.2008, 01:28 AM

The shark story is funny.

Elvis and Tupac are alive.

Pookie · 05.29.2008, 01:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous

no no no.

see they were in a hotel in seattle. and you could fish right out the window so they apparently caught a mud shark and fucked a girl with it? not true either way.
idk go ask that lard ass peter grant. he'll make up a story to entertain you.

The story varies, but the consensus seems to be that it was a red snapper and members of the band's crew tickled a girl's minge with its nose.

Cantankerous · 05.29.2008, 01:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Pookie

The story varies, but the consensus seems to be that it was a red snapper and members of the band's crew tickled a girl's minge with its nose.

yeah the actuality of what happened goes something like that

which is really fkn disgusting by the way cause i hear she was a ginge.

therealglenstyler · 05.29.2008, 04:30 AM

I always like the stomach pump/gallon of sperm/rock star du jour one. Ive heard it applied to marc almond, rod stewart and marilyn manson and its always good value.

SonicBebs · 05.29.2008, 04:45 AM

Keef snorted his fathers Ashes

Rob Instigator · 05.29.2008, 08:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous

yeah the actuality of what happened goes something like that

which is really fkn disgusting by the way cause i hear she was a ginge.

a ginge minge?

Cantankerous · 05.29.2008, 08:53 AM

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Originally Posted by SonicBebs

Keef snorted his fathers Ashes

thats the fucking truth and we all know it

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

a ginge minge?

ginge, ginger, whaterver

Rob Instigator · 05.29.2008, 09:44 AM

I just liked the sound of it

a ginge minge

ha ha!

flaming bush, we have a new term for yeeeee

atsonicpark · 05.29.2008, 10:17 AM

TUPAC IS ALIVE!

If you rearrange the letters in the album title "Makaveli The Don Killuminati The 7Day Theory, you can make the sentence "Ok on tha 7th u think I'm dead yet I'm really alive".

Rob Instigator · 05.29.2008, 02:10 PM

the Big Bopper is also credited with rockin a song about a 16 year old girl who makes his cock "feel real loose like a long-necked goose"
and yelling "Oh baby that's what I like!"

he must have gotten so much farm fresh country pussy before kcking out the final jams with Buddy Holly and Ritchie valens

anf funnily enough, before the la bamba movie, it was ritchie valens who was the lesser known among the bopper and buddy holly.

05.29.2008, 12:29 AM	#1
Pookie invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 9,877	Keef's blood transfusion Keen to clean up for a European tour, Richards reportedly replaced his poisoned old claret with an infusion of healthy blood in a Swiss clinic in September 1973. In reality, it was probably only haemodialysis, which filters impurities from the bloodstream. 'Someone asked me how I cleaned up, so I said I had my blood completely changed,' Richards said. 'I was fucking sick of answering that question, so I gave them a story.'
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05.29.2008, 12:33 AM	#2
Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	oh keith. led zeppelin fucking a girl with a shark __________________ RETIRED
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05.29.2008, 01:28 AM	#5
✌➬ invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: ιλ Posts: 5,754	The shark story is funny. Elvis and Tupac are alive.
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05.29.2008, 04:30 AM	#8
therealglenstyler stalker Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London Posts: 430	I always like the stomach pump/gallon of sperm/rock star du jour one. Ive heard it applied to marc almond, rod stewart and marilyn manson and its always good value.
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05.29.2008, 04:45 AM	#9
SonicBebs expwy. to yr skull Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 1,680	Keef snorted his fathers Ashes
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Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,968	I just liked the sound of it a ginge minge ha ha! flaming bush, we have a new term for yeeeee __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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05.29.2008, 10:17 AM	#13
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	TUPAC IS ALIVE! If you rearrange the letters in the album title "Makaveli The Don Killuminati The 7Day Theory, you can make the sentence "Ok on tha 7th u think I'm dead yet I'm really alive". __________________
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05.29.2008, 02:10 PM	#14
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,968	the Big Bopper is also credited with rockin a song about a 16 year old girl who makes his cock "feel real loose like a long-necked goose" and yelling "Oh baby that's what I like!" he must have gotten so much farm fresh country pussy before kcking out the final jams with Buddy Holly and Ritchie valens anf funnily enough, before the la bamba movie, it was ritchie valens who was the lesser known among the bopper and buddy holly. __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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