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Provide a caption for this picture:
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![]() 'Erm...How does this coffee machine work?Can't see a thing....' |
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"This reminds me of when we went on vacation....what was that waiter's name again?....JEAN-LUC!"
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I've come up with a couple:
"Maureen's patience was soon rewarded, in ways she never could have imagined." and "The 'Don't Just Look at It' Tree has been a favorite of tourists for years, ever since Professor von Taintstain brought back a seedling from his exploratory trip to the Mancandy Islands." |
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ha ha man you should totally try your hand at the new yorker contest
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Vanuatu's tourism industry relies heavily on pilgrimages made by women to the 'mystical' mandongo tree.
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Abhor that which is evil; cleave to that which is good. http://www.flickr.com/photos/outsidethecamp/ |
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mandongo....snicker
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Are you laughing just because I happen to know a little Latin?
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no, mandongo just sounds naughty.....
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WHAT makes you go blind???
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I think if kissing someone could make them pregnant
the last person I kissed would have had their kid by now... |
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this tree is such a tart, why if you kick it... a bucket of mickeys will fall out.
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Once a year, horse racing fans the world over make a pilgrimage to the Shergar memorial tree. edit: OR the Clinton memorial tree. Thought of that whilst making tea. Bit late but oh well. |
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"As you can see, Viagra plants' roots are quite peculiar..."
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11:11 11-11-11 I Ascended. |
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"I'll take this one!"
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that must be the happiest tree alive.
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The tree thinks to himself, " I can't get an erection because this dying hag won't let that beautiful girl over there come and have a whiff of me."
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