Oh, hey there, Porky so...

CHOUT · 03.26.2007, 04:51 AM

how's that celibacy thing working out for you? Please submit visual documentation with you wearing your chastity belt, please.

king_buzzo · 03.26.2007, 06:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Mahmoud Mokhtar

you are gay

He is. I think

CHOUT · 03.26.2007, 07:11 PM

Can you have a man crush on a guy and you don't even know what he looks like?

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 03.26.2007, 07:13 PM

I haven't masturbated for almost a week. How long do you think I can go?

!@#$%! · 03.26.2007, 07:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Mahmoud Mokhtar

you are gay

Cantankerous · 03.26.2007, 07:30 PM

CHOUT · 03.26.2007, 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by SpectralJulianIsNotDead

I haven't masturbated for almost a week. How long do you think I can go?

Until you spurt in your sleep.

Cantankerous · 03.26.2007, 09:52 PM

love comes in spurts oh no it huuurts

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 03.26.2007, 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by CHOUT

Until you spurt in your sleep.

I don't know that I've ever spurted in my sleep. I started playing with myself before I could spurt and I don't ever go more than 2 weeks without it.

Do you always know if you have a wet dream?

Cantankerous · 03.26.2007, 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by SpectralJulianIsNotDead

I don't know that I've ever spurted in my sleep. I started playing with myself before I could spurt and I don't ever go more than 2 weeks without it.

Do you always know if you have a wet dream?

i would say the load of jizz in your undies when you wake up would probably give it away.

CHOUT · 03.26.2007, 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by SpectralJulianIsNotDead

I don't know that I've ever spurted in my sleep. I started playing with myself before I could spurt and I don't ever go more than 2 weeks without it.

Do you always know if you have a wet dream?

When I was a teen I had a few...I recall usually waking up right after and feeling the semen slick in my underoos, usually recalling pretty explict dreams. I may have had one once maybe a few years ago.

Cantankerous · 03.26.2007, 10:23 PM

semen is the most horrible word in the english language.

CHOUT · 03.26.2007, 10:32 PM

I like the word semen more than feces.

val-holla-ing · 03.26.2007, 10:34 PM

i've never had a wet dream. i'm sure if i did, though, i'd be horrified at the thought of sticky crusty running down my trouser leg.

good luck with that celibacy thing, though.

Cantankerous · 03.26.2007, 10:35 PM

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Originally Posted by CHOUT

I like the word semen more than feces.

feces sucks too, as do "urine" and "vagina".

val-holla-ing · 03.26.2007, 10:42 PM

go on and add penis to that. it's such a wimpy sounding word.

Cantankerous · 03.26.2007, 10:43 PM

must be why it works so well in conjunction with the words "limp" and "flaccid"

val-holla-ing · 03.26.2007, 10:46 PM

i think you're on to something.

Toilet & Bowels · 03.27.2007, 06:29 AM

yeah but the word faeces is so gross that it becomes entertaining, "cum" is a gross word.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 03.27.2007, 12:18 PM

I like how when I click on page 2, it brings me back to page 1. I desperately want to read page 2.

edit:
Oh. . . apparently it said there were 2 pages, but there were not yet. This is the first post of page 2. That was weird.

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