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...on, say, Phatt Island..well, hopefully a better looking governor (Elaine?), but...
so, which LAWS would you like to promulgate? I'd make women wore skirts more often.
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i'd govern the shit out of everyone's asses
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Uhh... I'd do something important and make healthcare free for everyone.
So I don't have to pay that hundred-something bill on my fucking foot... |
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cmooooooooooon! I'm talking about simple/silly stuff, not serious matters! (poor foot, btw).
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I would immediately adopt registered patnerships, so that me and al shabbray could marry.
(and buttsecks)
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ehm, who's the passive one? This thread is a failure, sorry. How do I delete it? can't be done? nefeli you did not meet the stasis demon, eh........
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I'd declare war on Malta and nuke the shit out of them. Then work my way up to bigger countries until I reach total world domination.
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except for Petrzalka, right, pokke? that would remain a natural reservation.
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Everybody has to dress like its the 30s.
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Everybody would have to tell everybody at least once a day to "have a bless't day."
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I'd order everyone to bring me Pringles, Czech beer and fine whiskey.
The entire population would be forced to learn to play Ramones Guitar riffs. The official language would be Awesome.
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I might use all the concrete that's in Petrzalka to make a nuclear bomb shelter. Or maybe I could make one in the Tatras and still bomb Petrza... I'll get back on that when it's time to invade Slovakia, ok? |
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All right, keep me updated. I'll provide you with all the secret insider information necessary and than will chicken out before it's too late.
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I could make you Reichskommissar of Slovakia in exchange for that info... think about it.
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And voluntary modern dance classes for the queens. Nefeli - how can a nation expect to go to war without even a basic knowledge of Johnny Ramone riffs? Right now, the Greek Airforce are doing starjumps to "Rocket To Russia".
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I would change my last name to "Schmovernor," and anybody who said "Governor Schmovernor" would be executed on the spot for treason.
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I would make noise compulsory in schools since the age of 4
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i would make shows like american idol illegal
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