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Old 03.26.2014, 04:49 PM   #1
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Do you guys ever go into the bathroom at work and you can smell your co-worker's anus skin stank hanging in the air? Not shit, exactly, just the smell of shit permeated sphincter?
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Old 03.26.2014, 04:56 PM   #2
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Old 03.26.2014, 05:13 PM   #3
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wow. Though I despise the smell of public bathrooms. Ugh. That smell peltor... Gross.
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Old 03.26.2014, 05:20 PM   #4
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Well, being "gross" is something we've all been guilty of over the years.

However, I have noticed some do so more than others.

The absolute worse are the vegans who have no noticeable odor, but leave the bowl looking as if a shit bomb exploded
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Old 03.26.2014, 05:28 PM   #5
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All my co-workers seem to smell nice, even the ones who don't look like they don't take a shower often. If they smelt bad I'd be all over them because they probably live life to the full.
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Old 03.26.2014, 06:34 PM   #6
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Do you guys ever go into the bathroom at work and you can smell your co-worker's anus skin stank hanging in the air? Not shit, exactly, just the smell of shit permeated sphincter?

ha, are you talking about that butt chesse smell? fucking gross!!!! i don't know if that smell is caused by a good shit or wiping yr ass too hard. it almost seems wrong and makes me wonder about the person that leaves behind such a pudgent perculiar funk.
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Old 03.27.2014, 04:51 AM   #7
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fuck the shitters, it's the periods that I can't take. fucking blood everywhere.
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Old 03.27.2014, 08:23 AM   #8
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Last week here at work (where the ADMIN office shares two unisex bathrooms) the custodial staff placed these jelly-like cinnamon smelling air fresheners (which normally seem to go in urinals) but they placed them next to the small canister next to the toilet where ladies put their tampon applicators.

who complained? I have been here 18 months and never noticed anything gross, but someone must have! Maybe they are sensitive to the smell of menstrual vag?
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Old 03.27.2014, 08:24 AM   #9
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fuck the shitters, it's the periods that I can't take. fucking blood everywhere.

I recommend a high fibre diet or you may well find yourself staring into a bright red bowl as you discover the fascinating world of piles: hemmoroids.

I'm not sure what is worse, the lingering smell or the industrial odor suppressants.
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Old 03.27.2014, 09:55 AM   #10
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I thought the worst part of using public toilets was government-hired private companies collecting your fecal metadata.
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Old 03.27.2014, 10:07 AM   #11
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Taking a shit at work is a great form of relax.
Especially when you work in an agency - tons of free magazines for you to read while you're taking a dump.
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I thought the worst part of using public toilets was government-hired private companies collecting your fecal metadata.
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Old 03.27.2014, 12:57 PM   #13
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dunno if that has to do anything with their dumps; just wanted to state that.
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Old 03.27.2014, 01:35 PM   #14
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I recommend a high fibre diet or you may well find yourself staring into a bright red bowl as you discover the fascinating world of piles: hemmoroids.

I'm not sure what is worse, the lingering smell or the industrial odor suppressants.
oh, I had that hole sealed over with epoxy resin years ago. these days, I use leaches to remove the waste.
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Old 03.28.2014, 10:15 AM   #16
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oh, I had that hole sealed over with epoxy resin years ago. these days, I use leaches to remove the waste.

Didn't the resin itch terribly as it dried?
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yeah, sure, but after it dried it made a pleasant clacking sound against my nails. the changeover was sublime.
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Old 03.29.2014, 10:26 AM   #18
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Old 03.29.2014, 11:39 AM   #19
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^^^that was fun!

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Old 03.29.2014, 11:46 AM   #20
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