dudeee! we're getting Washlets installed next week

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 07.14.2007, 02:29 AM

http://www.cleanishappy.com/

The Usher · 07.14.2007, 02:59 AM

What.the.fuck!

Prisstina · 07.14.2007, 08:11 AM

i was just waiting for one of those asses to be hairy. no such luck.

fishmonkey · 07.14.2007, 08:45 AM

just do what a do, Gargle in bleach, stick yr head between your legs and spit it up yr ass

Washlet my ass..
(hey thats kinda funny)

!@#$%! · 07.14.2007, 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by swa(y)

the dumb shit people buy.

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Originally Posted by The Usher

What.the.fuck!

what's wrong with those "washlets" you fools?

sure a bidet is much cooler, but this is a good compromise in a world where bathrooms are not places to enjoy one's bodily functions but stalls to cover up one's shame.

what's so stupid about these washlets? you guys fans of dingleberries??

even if you don't think about them, they are there, lurking!

oooh, scary taboo...

WASH THAT ASS!

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Originally Posted by Prisstina

i was just waiting for one of those asses to be hairy. no such luck.

ah ha ha ha.

jico. · 07.14.2007, 10:40 AM

i like the idea of a toilet seat that get up by itself, but i can hear the news of stuck willies, dead dogs and children.

Pookie · 07.14.2007, 10:47 AM

Sounds pretty refreshing to me. Who doesn't enjoy the close proximity of the shower nozzle (but not too close, eh boys & girls?)

jico. · 07.14.2007, 10:51 AM

yeah, good point pookie, another sex machine for the girls.

edit:*girl talk* i did it with my toilet *girl talk*

Pookie · 07.14.2007, 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by jico.

yeah, good point pookie, another sex machine for the girls.

i did it with my toilet

Filthy beggar.

jico. · 07.14.2007, 11:03 AM

haha, wha..?
fuck no, that's not what i was trying to communicate.

SynthethicalY · 07.14.2007, 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Pookie

Sounds pretty refreshing to me. Who doesn't enjoy the close proximity of the shower nozzle (but not too close, eh boys & girls?)

That would make me happy, in some odd way.

Danny Himself · 07.14.2007, 11:32 AM

Jonathan Ross has one of these, I remember him talking about it on his show. Scary things..

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Danny Himself invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 9,623	Jonathan Ross has one of these, I remember him talking about it on his show. Scary things..
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