anyone have a toaster?

terriblecanyons · 08.03.2009, 06:34 PM

artsygrrl seems to think I don't have one.

floatingslowly · 08.03.2009, 06:41 PM

but of course. how else could I eat all of this jam?

we have a morphy richards.

when I first read your thread I thought it said anyone hear a toaster?

mine makes a loud pop when it's done.

Shifty Prophet · 08.03.2009, 06:46 PM

Anything that makes my bread crunchy,while still maintaining the freshness is a good product. This of course applies to toasters, george forman grilles, toaster ovens, even a coat hanger laying on the burner with bread on top works good.

This post just made me want to get some havarti cheese,jalapenos,hot sauce, ham and make a sandwich.

artsygrrl · 08.03.2009, 08:34 PM

Pretend I'm a dude:

When I first read your thread, I thought it said can I stick my knife in your toaster? hee

SONIC GAIL · 08.04.2009, 09:01 AM

Who the fuck doesn't have one? How else could I cook dinner for my family?

phoenix · 08.04.2009, 09:16 AM

I have a toaster.

I like to toast, butter, put back in and toast some more, then apply my choice of 'spread'. Is that right?

DeadDiscoDildo · 08.04.2009, 09:54 AM

It sounds delicious, that's the secret to the best grilled cheese too. Butter the bread like a mother fucker, then grill it, then wait for yr heart to stop.

artsygrrl · 08.04.2009, 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SONIC GAIL

Who the fuck doesn't have one? How else could I cook dinner for my family?

HAHAHAHAHAHA...priceless!

joe11121 · 08.04.2009, 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SONIC GAIL

Who the fuck doesn't have one? How else could I cook dinner for my family?

hahahaha

viewtiful_alan · 08.04.2009, 03:12 PM

My family doesn't believe in toasters

automatic bzooty · 08.04.2009, 08:59 PM

my bff doesn't have a toaster. however, they have a toaster oven. it doesn't really make toasty toast, though, just exceptionally hot bread.

i love you, toaster. you and yr extra wide bagel slots, yr lifty switch, and yr excess of buttons. now i want toast. mm.

girlgun · 08.04.2009, 10:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

but of course. how else could I eat all of this jam?

we have a morphy richards.

when I first read your thread I thought it said anyone hear a toaster?

mine makes a loud pop when it's done.

wow... that really looks like our toaster.

EVOLghost · 08.05.2009, 12:17 AM

I actually don't have a toaster in my house.

EVOLghost · 08.05.2009, 12:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by automatic bzooty

my bff doesn't have a toaster. however, they have a toaster oven. it doesn't really make toasty toast, though, just exceptionally hot bread.

i love you, toaster. you and yr extra wide bagel slots, yr lifty switch, and yr excess of buttons. now i want toast. mm.

Fuck! All this talk about toasters and I don't even fucking have one. wtf.

automatic bzooty · 08.05.2009, 12:27 AM

mi toaster es su toaster, evolghost.

EVOLghost · 08.05.2009, 12:41 AM

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Shifty Prophet 100% Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/ Posts: 725	Anything that makes my bread crunchy,while still maintaining the freshness is a good product. This of course applies to toasters, george forman grilles, toaster ovens, even a coat hanger laying on the burner with bread on top works good. This post just made me want to get some havarti cheese,jalapenos,hot sauce, ham and make a sandwich.
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